“Bake it ‘til you make it”
"Bake it till you make it" (also "Bake it 'til you make it" and "Bake it until you make it") is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a…
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“Bake it until you make it”
"Bake it till you make it" (also "Bake it 'til you make it" and "Bake it until you make it") is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a…
“I heard the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you. So I replaced my croutons with M&M’s”
"I heard the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you. So I replaced my croutons with M&M’s" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. M&M's…
“What do you call a woman who won’t stop singing Christmas songs?”/“Carolyn.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you call a woman who won’t stop singing Christmas songs? A: Carolyn. "Carolyn" is a pun on the word "caroling." The joke was posted on Reddit…
“I’m sick of being forced to eat micro plastics. I am ready for big plastics now”
Microplastics in food is very dangerous to a person's health. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by zoë bread on December 10, 2025, and this received over 28,000 likes: "i’m sick of being…
“Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible”
French culture is credited with both the French kiss and French onion soup. However, someone who smells of onions is not likely to be kissed. "Bit strange that the same culture is responsible…
“‘Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!’ Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to clarify it”
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you!" is an idiomatic saying meaning that one shouldn't do harm to someone that one is dependent on. The saying usually is not about literal…
“Just made a pot of chili. That’s gonna be dinner for the next 93 days”
A pot of chili can make a meal for several days. "Decided this was a good night to make a large pot of chili so I don't have to think about making dinner for the next few nights" was…
“Not seeing results? Feel like giving up? Consider this: the last thing to grow on a fruit tree…is the fruit”
"The last thing to grow on a fruit tree is the fruit" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Not seeing results? Feel like giving up?…
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a really big sandwich”
Some people pray to God for serenity, but they also just want a big sandwich. "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a…
“One thing about me is, I know how to move my cart out of the way at the grocery store”
Returning a shopping cart feels like doing a civic duty, displaying a person’s good character. Leaving a shopping cart in the parking lot to block other cars from parking shows bad character.…
“Calling someone a ‘tough cookie’ is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies”
Calling someone a "tough cookie" is usually a compliment, meaning that the person is physically and/or emotionally strong. The person is "tough" and a "cookie"…
“Bake me a cake as fast as you can is such an unhinged thing to say”
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can" is an English nursery rhyme. Why is there such an emphasis on speed? "bake me a cake as fast as you can is…
“October, November and December feels like the Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the year”
The months of October, November and December have the holidays Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, and often go by fast, like the weekend days of Friday, Saturday and Sunday. "October…
“They should do a reverse Hallmark Christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits NYC…”
In a typical Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, the protagonist (a young woman) becomes disillusioned in the big city (such as New York City), and finds the true meaning of Christmas right in her…
“I’m waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie about a small town girl who realizes her community’s politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan…”
In a typical Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, the protagonist (a young woman) becomes disillusioned in the big city (such as New York City), and finds the true meaning of Christmas right in her…
“November and December are like the Saturday and Sunday of the year”
The months of October, November and December have the holidays Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, and often go by fast, like the weekend days of Friday, Saturday and Sunday. "October…
“Culinary school students be like ‘Bruh I got spaghetti due at midnight’”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary students be like damn I gotta spaghetti due at 11:50”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary school students be like: ‘Dog ate my homework’”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…