“I’m kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin and a little bit chunky”
"I'm kind of like peanut butter" is the start of a joke that has been printed on many images. "I'm kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin and a little bit chunky"…
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“You might think you’re smart until you try using someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
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“The banana was once a perfect representation of phone shape. U could hold it up like ‘haha hello?’ and make ur friends die laughing…”
A telephone used to be shaped like a banana, but the shape of a phone has changed. What food could a phone be now? This was posted on X/Twitter by tate on August 25, 2020, and it received over…
“Becoming an adult made it clear why my mom kept rotating the same four meals”
Some parents keep rotating the same four meals for their family, for convenience, or to save money, or for many other reasons. "Being an adult is just rotating the same 3 meals, dodging…
“My body is not a temple. It is a thermos. For soup”
For some people, their body is a temple. For people who love soup, the body is more like a soup container. This was posted on Tumblr by foxaes on November 5, 2021, and it received over 61,000…
“Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail”
Mail usually contains a lot of junk, but one thing that is very, very important and might get lost. "Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you…
“Why is mail 99% garbage 1% something if you ignore you go to jail?”
Mail usually contains a lot of junk, but one thing that is very, very important and might get lost. "Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you…
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“Yes, boys. This is my truck” (decal)
"I'm a girl. Yes, this is my truck" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Trucks are often associated with men, but many women like trucks, too. "~…
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother”
When a child asks parents for a puppy, the parents often say no. Perhaps the child is asking the wrong way? This is from the book How to Win Your Audience With Humor (1969) by Winston K. Pendleton:…
“I really believe in the healing power of chips and salsa”
Chips and salsa make many people feel good. Do chips and salsa have healing powers? "dr recommended another week of rest....and Mexican for lunch. The amazing healing power of chips and…
“Don’t put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry”
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is a proverbial saying from at least the 1600s. The saying means not to risk everything on just one thing, but to spread the risk. It's…
“Yes, this is my truck. No, I won’t help you move” (bumper sticker)
"Yes, it's my truck. No, I won't help you move" (or "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many…
“Yes, it’s my truck. No, I won’t help you move” (bumper sticker)
"Yes, it's my truck. No, I won't help you move" (or "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many…
“I eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and I deserve it. Also I am gorgeous”
Many people like to eat a lot of bread because, well, they deserve it. This was posted on Tumblr by girlasabodyofwater in December 2018, and it received over 215,000 notes: "i eat a lot of…
“I’m a girl. Yes, this is my truck” (bumper sticker)
"I'm a girl. Yes, this is my truck" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Trucks are often associated with men, but many women like trucks, too. "~…