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“If I tell you I am thinking about you, don’t get too excited because I am also thinking about rotisserie chicken”
People think romantic thoughts, but there are many thoughts about food, too. “@nayele18: If I tell you I'm thinking about you, don't get too excited, because I'm also thinking…
“If I tell you I am thinking about you, don’t get too excited because I’m also thinking about tacos”
People think romantic thoughts, but there are many thoughts about food, too. “@nayele18: If I tell you I'm thinking about you, don't get too excited, because I'm also thinking…
“We call it coffee, but it’s really idiot tolerance juice”
A cup of coffee brings calmness and tolerance to many people. "I call it coffee, but the truth is, it's a hot cup of fresh brewed tolerance. Now, bring on the nonsense" (shown on an…
“I call it coffee, but the truth is, it’s a hot cup of fresh brewed tolerance. Now, bring on the nonsense”
A cup of coffee brings calmness and tolerance to many people. "I call it coffee, but the truth is, it's a hot cup of fresh brewed tolerance. Now, bring on the nonsense" (shown on an…
“When you’re at the checkout line and they ask if you found everything, say, ‘Why, are you hiding stuff?’”
When a customer reaches a store's checkout, the customer is often asked if they found everything they were looking for. If a customer didn't find something, the store usually provides…
“I wouldn’t be in the checkout line if I hadn’t found everything I was looking for. So why ask if I found everything I was looking for?”
When a customer reaches a store's checkout, the customer is often asked if they found everything they were looking for. If a customer didn't find something, the store usually provides…
“Whoever said I can’t cook hasn’t tried my 10pm handful of shredded cheese”
Eating a handful of shredded cheese is not cooking, but there's a joke. "whoever said i can’t cook must have never tried my 3am handful of shredded cheese" was posted on Facebook…
“37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday”
A "sentence" in English composition is not the same as a court "sentencing," but there are jokes. "8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in…
“8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week”
A "sentence" in English composition is not the same as a court "sentencing," but there are jokes. "8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in…
“A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court. They were being sentenced”
A "sentence" in English composition is not the same as a court "sentencing," but there are jokes. "8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in…
“What do you call an upset brownie?”/“A frownie.”
Eating brownies makes many people happy, and takes away the frowns (or "frownies"). "a brownie a day keeps the frownies away" -- similar to the proverb "an apple a day…
“I was given haggis as an in-flight meal once. I’ve had bad food before, but that was plane offal”
"Offal" sounds like "awful," and "plane awful" sounds like "plain offal." There are jokes. "How have you survived the airline food? I've heard…
“Being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter”
Kitchen counters keep getting dirty. This was posted on X/Twitter by Charlotte E. Rosen on January 1, 2022, and it received over 202,000 likes: "being an adult is just an endless loop of…
“[wine tasting]: Yep. That’s wine”
The purpose of "wine tasting" is not to identify or verify if something tastes like wine, but that's a standard joke. "Tasting wine...at a wine tasting...tastes like wine"…
“Me at a wine tasting: ‘yeah it tastes like wine’”
The purpose of "wine tasting" is not to identify or verify if something tastes like wine, but that's a standard joke. "Tasting wine...at a wine tasting...tastes like wine"…
“What the hell are you supposed to say at a wine tasting? ‘Yup, that one also tastes like wine’”
The purpose of "wine tasting" is not to identify or verify if something tastes like wine, but that's a standard joke. "Tasting wine...at a wine tasting...tastes like wine"…
“This economy is so fkd you’ll be sitting here thinking you’re bad with money and all you did was buy food”
Many people believe that the economy is so bad that they can hardly afford food. This was posted on Telegram by ngsmokeboi on January 5, 2026, and it received over 28,700 likes: "This economy…
“This economy is so bad you’ll be sitting here thinking you’re bad with money and all you did was buy food”
Many people believe that the economy is so bad that they can hardly afford food. This was posted on Telegram by ngsmokeboi on January 5, 2026, and it received over 28,700 likes: "This economy…