“Yes, I’m a girl. Yes, that’s my truck. No, you can’t drive it”
"I'm a girl. Yes, this is my truck" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Trucks are often associated with men, but many women like trucks, too. "~…
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“Yes, I’m a girl. Yes, this is my truck. No, you can’t drive it”
"I'm a girl. Yes, this is my truck" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Trucks are often associated with men, but many women like trucks, too. "~…
“Look, it can’t be real ‘regime change’ unless it comes from the Regime region of France; everything else is just a sparkling overthrow”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Steven F. Hayward @stevenfhayward Look, it can't be real "regime change" unless it comes from the Regime region of France; everything else is just a…
“Thank god attorneys let us know they’re attorneys ‘at law’ so we don’t assume they’re attorneys at garlic bread or something”
"Attorney at law" means that this person is qualified to represent someone in a court of law, but some people believe that the "at law" is not needed. This was posted on…
“I asked the passenger next to me if they’d switch seats since I was flying with my family. They declined. So now I’m sitting with my family”
Family memebers usually want to sit together on an airplane, but this isn't always the case. "I was a on a flight yesterday and I asked a guy to switch seats with me because I was…
“Asked the guy on the airplane if he’d switch seats since I was flying with my family. He refused. So I had to sit with my family”
Family memebers usually want to sit together on an airplane, but this isn't always the case. "I was a on a flight yesterday and I asked a guy to switch seats with me because I was…
“Today is the day that I do everything tomorrow!”
"Today is the day that I do everything tomorrow!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is completely procrastinating on all work. "Today is the day that I do…
“Well, well, well if it isn’t all my ‘we’ll deal with it in January’ chickens home to roost”
Many people put off December work for the new year, in January. A January saying was posted on X/Twitter by Mollie Goodfellow on January 3, 2023, and this received over 46,000 likes: "well,…
“Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting”
A rice cake doesn't resemble a chocolate cake, and some people believe the "cake" name is not proper. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward Durham on September 21, 2024,…
“You aren’t paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace”
"You aren't paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can work hard,…
“You don’t get paid by how hard you work. You get paid by how hard you are to replace”
"You aren't paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can work hard,…
“You don’t get paid based on how hard you work. You get paid based on how hard you are to replace”
"You aren't paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can work hard,…
“You are paid by how hard you are to replace. Not by how hard you work”
"You aren't paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can work hard,…
“I don’t care how cool your cat is. You have a box of shit in your house”
Many people like cats, but almost everyone hates litter boxes. This was posted on Facebook by Jacob Stahler on June 27, 2022, and it received over 56,000 shares: "I dont care how cool your cat…
“The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
“I love snow…until I have to shovel it”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
“I love the snow…until I have to shovel it”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
“‘I love snow’— People who never shovel”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
“A company using fake cream has to label it ‘Kreme.’ Fake cheese has to be spelled ‘Cheez.’ Why don’t they make Fox call it ‘Nooz’?”
"A company using fake cream has to label it 'Kreme.' Fake cheese has to be spelled 'Cheez.' Why don’t they make Fox call it 'Nooz'?" is a saying that has…
“Vegetable compartment in the fridge? You mean second cheese drawer”
Some people have a refrigerator with a vegetables drawer and a cheese drawer. Other people, who really love cheese, have two cheese drawers. "I have a cheese drawer instead of a vegetable…