“Ever since I was a young child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party”

No one wants their data collected and stored by a third party, but people often agree to it as part of the usually unread “terms and conditions” on websites.
   
“ever since I was a child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party” was posted on X/Twitter by tafseer on May 16, 2026. “Ever since I was a young child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party” was posted on X/Twitter by Klara on May 18, 2026, and this received over 5,800 likes. The statement is sarcasm.
 
 
X/Twitter
tafseer
@chucke_chees
ever since I was a child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party
10:26 AM · May 16, 2026
 
Instagram
iheartchaos1
May 17, 2026
(“Ever since I was a child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party” is shown on an image.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
Klara
@klara_sjo
Ever since I was a young child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party.
8:21 PM · May 18, 2026
 
Facebook
Chuck Gray
May 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM ·
Ever since I was a young child I wanted to have my data collected and stored by a third party.
 
Facebook
Wyatt Tiger Becquette
May 19, 2026 at 9:28 AM ·
I can remember when i was young…
I always wanted my data collected and stored by a third party!