“Fuck work! I’m still going. I’m just saying”
"Fuck work! I'm still going. I'm just saying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs to work to survive, but it is not happy about the…
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“I’ve tasted unemployment and I’ve tasted the 9-5 life. I would recommend not being born”
"I've tasted unemployment and I've tasted 9-5. I recomment not being born" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The choices between not working at all and…
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“When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn”
When people share a restaurant dessert, they often take turns eating it. But who eats first? When does this person stop for the next person to eat? This was posted on X/Twitter by Herschel…
“I just caught my cat licking a bar of soap and I can only assume she’s a weirdo or she’s punishing herself for swearing again”
Why do cats sometimes lick a bar of soap? Cats clean themselves, but they don't use soap for that. Is it because cats use swear words and have to "wash out the mouth with soap"?…
“I just caught my cat licking a bar of soap and I can only assume that he’s either a weirdo or he’s punishing himself for swearing again”
Why do cats sometimes lick a bar of soap? Cats clean themselves, but they don't use soap for that. Is it because cats use swear words and have to "wash out the mouth with soap"?…
“My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized”
"My boss said I intimidate (my) coworkers. (So) I stared at him until he apologized" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is even intimidating the…
“Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn’t a real sport”
"Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Adam Webb on February 11, 2014. Authorship is uncertain. Competitive…
“My boss said I intimidate my coworkers, so I stared at him until he apologized”
"My boss said I intimidate (my) coworkers. (So) I stared at him until he apologized" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is even intimidating the…
“If you are ever feeling like you’re getting a cold, remember queso counts as soup”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“Does queso count as soup?”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“Does queso count as a soup?”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“Does chile con queso count as soup?”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“If you eat queso with a spoon, does it become cheese soup?”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“My coworker and I were talking about capitalism and he said this: ‘the earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff’”
Many people feel that the rich own the world and everyone else seems to be just there to serve them. "My coworker and I were talking about capitalism and he said this: 'the earth is a…
“The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff”
Many people feel that the rich own the world and everyone else seems to be just there to serve them. "My coworker and I were talking about capitalism and he said this: 'the earth is a…
“Planet Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff”
Many people feel that the rich own the world and everyone else seems to be just there to serve them. "My coworker and I were talking about capitalism and he said this: 'the earth is a…