“I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one”
Are two diets better than one?
“I went on a diet once. Wasn’t getting enough to eat so I went on two diets” was posted on the newsgroup rec.skydiving on January 13, 1998. “I had an email from a friend today, telling me he was on TWO diets. Seems he isn’t getting enough to eat being on only one” was posted on the newsgroup thenet.chatter on August 16, 2001. “my cousin loves food, yeah she heavy and says ‘I’m on two diets. I don’t get enough to eat on just one’” was posted on X/Twitter by Ohmizzu on July 25, 2009. “I’m on a diet. Actually, I’m on 2 diets. I couldn’t get enough to eat on the first one” was posted on X/Twitter by Bill Rice on April 8, 2013.
“I have decided to go on a second diet ... I was not getting enough to eat on just one !!!😳” was posted on X/Twitter by Mufasa007 on May 2, 2022. “Decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one” was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More on August 21, 2025. “I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one” was posted on LaffGaff on May 31, 2026.
Google Groups: rec.skydiving
Bloopers
Randle Bain
Jan 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
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I went on a diet once. Wasn’t getting enough to eat so I went on two diets.
Google Groups: thenet.chatter
Margie??
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Aug 16, 2001, 4:52:30 PM
I had an email from a friend today, telling me he was on TWO diets.
Seems he isn’t getting enough to eat being on only one.
Google Groups: soc.singles
HAY %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Blaze
Dec 1, 2001, 9:54:14 PM
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Try and get some excersize and try a different diet.
I know that you said that you were on two diets cuz one didn’t give
you enough to eat,but do try and cut down a bit!
Google Groups: soc.penpals
I’M GREAT AND
Johnny Blaze
Dec 16, 2005, 11:02:09 PM
(...)
In fact,I heard you were on 2 diets.One didn’t
give you enough to eat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
X/Twitter
Ohmizzu
@FollowOh
my cousin loves food, yeah she heavy and says “I’m on two diets. I don’t get enough to eat on just one.”
4:48 AM · Jul 25, 2009
X/Twitter
Al Szabo
@CountOfSecrets
I’m On Two Diets ! One doesn’t Give Me Enough To Eat… Ha Ha Ha ... http://bit.ly/15Gn35
5:18 AM · Sep 26, 2009
X/Twitter
Jason Lappe
@LappeJason
My uncle is now on two diets. He wasn’t getting enough to eat on the first one.
11:45 PM · Nov 11, 2009
X/Twitter
Dave Clayton
@1daveclayton
@andreharry I’m on 2 diets, don’t get enough to eat on just one :0) All good, busy at work. So want CS5 !!! Saving £££ & I get 15% off !
12:08 PM · Apr 16, 2010
X/Twitter
Peter Doyle
@macaupete
Someone said I should go on a diet if I want to get back into shape. So I’m on 2 diets now - I wasn’t getting enough to eat on one!
3:47 PM · Aug 30, 2010
X/Twitter
Gordon Baxter
@captbax
The wife’s on 2 diets, she says there’s not enough to eat on just one.
8:05 AM · Aug 18, 2011
X/Twitter
Will Barnes
@nwosooner
I’m on a diet…. Actually I’m on 2 diets. I couldn’t get enough to eat on 1
1:17 AM · Mar 14, 2012
X/Twitter
Bill Rice
@BillyTheKidDice
I’m on a diet. Actually, I’m on 2 diets. I couldn’t get enough to eat on the first one.
8:10 PM · Apr 8, 2013
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/saysquash January 15, 2015
Im on a new diet.
Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one.
X/Twitter
Moe DeLonn
@MoeDelonn
I had to go on 2 diets….I didn’t get enough to eat on just one.
3:42 PM · Aug 14, 2018
X/Twitter
Doctor Edge
@cygnus_dr
I was on a diet, but I wasn’t getting enough to eat, so now I’m on 2 diets.
7:14 AM · Jul 25, 2019
X/Twitter
Mufasa007
@Mufasa0062
I have decided to go on a second diet ... I was not getting enough to eat on just one !!!😳
7:00 AM · May 2, 2022
X/Twitter
Barry Mulligan
@BazzaCC
I’m going to have to go on two diets…..
I’m not getting enough to eat on just one. 😋😋
8:52 PM · Aug 9, 2022
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m great with diets. In fact, I’m on 2 diets right now.
I don’t get enough to eat with just the one.
6:08 PM · May 22, 2023
X/Twitter
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
Decided I’m gonna go on a second diet.
There’s not nearly enough food on just the one.
10:02 AM · Aug 21, 2025
Bluesky
Weekday Jokes
@weekdayjokes.bsky.social
Decided I’m gonna go on a second diet.
There’s not nearly enough food on just the one
5:26 PM · Feb 5, 2026
LaffGaff
Second Diet
by LaffGaff
May 31, 2026
I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet.
There’s not nearly enough food on just the one.