“I’m giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick’s Day”
"I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was printed on an…
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“What do you call a mischievous egg?”/“A practical yolker.”
An egg riddle is: Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?A: A practical yolker. The joke was cited in Boys' Life magazine in February 1983 and is frequently grouped with Easter egg jokes.…
“Why did the Easter egg hide?”/“He was a little chicken.”
An Easter egg riddle is: Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken. The joke was printed in several newspapers in 2002. 15 March 2002, The Palm Beach Post (West Palm Beach, FL),…
“What Chinese food is always eaten on Easter?”/“An egg roll.”
An Easter egg roll (an activity involving the rolling of Easter eggs) is very different from a Chinese restaurant egg roll (a food). There's a riddle: Q: What Chinese food is always eaten on…
“How can you find the Easter bunny?”/“Eggs (x) marks the spot.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?A: Eggs (x) marks the spot. "How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot" was printed in a 1994…
“Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?”/“It might crack up.”
An Easter egg riddle is: Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?A: It might crack up! "Why shouldn't you tell a joke to a raw egg?"/"Because it might crack up!"…
“What did one depressed rabbit say to the other?”/“Do you even carrot all?”
"Carrot" sounds a bit like "care at." "I don't carrot all" has been printed on many images. ""I don't carrot all about soup" was cited in…
“What does the Easter bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?”/“Hop suey.”
There are two versions of the Easter bunny "hop suey" (chop suey) pun. This version was printed in a 2002 joke book: Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese…
“Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?”/“From eggplants.”
An Easter riddle is: Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?A: From eggplants> The riddle was posted on the newsgroup Angelique'sSmorgaabord on March 20, 2008. “Eggplant: where…
“What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden?”/“Jelly beans.”
A bean riddle is: Q: What kind of beans don't grow in a garden?A: Jelly beans. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1958 and has been popular at Easter. 4 June 1958, San Diego…
“I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn’t want to split hares”
A "hare"/"hair" pun was published in Family Weekly magazine in November 1976: A woman who lived alone had an urge to cook a rabbit stew when she saw a rabbit displayed in a…
“Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?”/“Because it’s always on a sundae.”
An Easter Sunday riddle is: Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?A: Because it's always on a sundae. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on April 18, 2003. Google…
“Where does Christmas come before Easter?”/“In the dictionary.”
A riddle about Christmas and Easter is: Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?A: In the dictionary! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2009. “Where does Christmas come before…
“What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?”/“He was eggspelled.”
An Easter riddle is: Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?A. He was eggspelled! "What happened when Humpty Dumpty skipped class?"/"He was…
“Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning”
"Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“How many personal-injury lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?” (lawyer joke)
Personal injury lawyers sometimes have an unfavorable "ambulance chaser" reputation. A combination lawyer joke and lightbulb joke is: Q: How many personal-injury lawyers does it take to…
“How did the eggs leave the highway?”/“They went through the ‘eggs-it’.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?A: They went through the "eggs-it." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksFunny…
“How did the eggs leave the highway?”/“They went through the ‘eggs-it’.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?A: They went through the "eggs-it." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksFunny…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…