“If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had…does money even matter?”

“If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had, does money really even matter?” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by CM Cuck‏@TimRossComedy on November 27, 2012. Australian comedian Tim Ross has used the line in his act.
 
     
Wikipedia: Tim Ross
Timothy Jonathon Ross (aka Rosso) is an Australian comedian, radio host and television presenter.
 
Ross is best known for performing stand-up comedy and radio works as part of the comedy duo Merrick and Rosso with Merrick Watts.
 
Twitter
CM Cuck‏
@TimRossComedy
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had, does money really even matter?
11:51 PM - 27 Nov 2012
 
Twitter
B.T.‏
@conundrum_51
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had…  does money even matter?
11:26 AM - 16 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
Mike Abate‏
@6Abate9
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had… Does money even matter?
11:51 AM - 16 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
Patrick Dhaene‏
@PatrickDhaene
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had, does money really even matter? -Tim Ross
8:24 PM - 1 Apr 2014
 
Reddit—Jokes
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve had
submitted February 18, 2017 by georgeyhere
Does money even matter
 

IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS L’VE EVER HAD DOES MONEY EVEN MATTER? COTIMROSSCOMEDY MEME
MONEY IRL ME IRL CRISIS FOR EXISTENTIAL EXISTENTIAL CRISIS EVER MATTER MATTERED DOLLAR EVERY I HAD
FOUND ON 2017-06-09 19:44:31 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: ITEMS
 
Reddit—Jokes
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had…
submitted June 27, 2017 by Conicius
Does money even matter?
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Conicius
Credit to Tim Ross.