“If sleep is so important, then why does school start so early?”
"If sleep is so important, then why does school start so early?" is a jocular one-line school saying that has been printed on many images. Many schools start the day before 9 a.m.…
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“I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved”
"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved" is a jocular one-line math saying that has been printed on several images. "I stopped understanding maths…
“Dear homework, you’re not attractive and I’m not doing you”
"Dear homework, you're not attractive and I'm not doing you" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
“Time goes by fast when you’re avoiding homework”
"Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Random observation: Time flies when you're avoiding…
“You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by the way he eats jelly beans”
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in January 1981, just before he was inaugurated U.S. president, as reported by the Associated Press: "'You can tell a lot about a fella's…
“The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars”
"The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars" is a one-line political saying that has been printed on many images. There does not appear to be any specific…
“Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie”
Statistics are important in baseball. American television journalist Harry Reasoner (1923-1991) is credited with saying: "Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple…
“A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously”
"A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top" is a popular observation. "Champagne Trick: A raisin…
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" is a one-line saying about pretzels that has been printed on many images. The line is a catchphrase from the New York-themed television sitcom…
“How do you tell if a person is a level-headed country boy?”/“Snuff runs out of both sides.”
A Southern saying about a snuff dipper is: Q: How do you tell if a person is a level-headed country boy?A: Snuff runs out of both sides of his mouth. "Son, that is what you call a level-headed…
“What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?”/“The Twist.”
There are at least two answers to a pretzel riddle. This version has been cited in print since at least 1999: Q: What's a pretzel's favorite dance?A: The Twist. A different answer was…
“What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?”/“The Twist.”
There are at least two answers to a pretzel riddle. This version was posted on Twitter on May 18, 2010: Q: What's a pretzel's favorite dance?A: The Satlsa. A different answer was given on…
“From fit to shit” (fitness saying)
"From shit to fit" (a fitness saying, similar to "from bad to beautiful") is the object of exercise programs. "From fit to shit" (the reverse, like "from…
“From shit to fit” (fitness saying)
"From shit to fit" is a fitness goal, similar to the saying "from bad to beautiful." "From Shit to Fit" was posted on Twitter on July 22, 2010. "From fit to…
“I’m rubber and you’re glue. She’s tape. He’s a stapler. All my friends are office supplies”
"I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you" is a children's saying about insults. "Markydoodoo" posted a different version of…
“What is Peter Pan’s favorite fast food restaurant?”/“Wendy’s.”
A riddle about Wendy's fast food restaurants is: Q: What is Peter Pan's favorite fast food restaurant?A: Wendy's! The joke was posted on Twitter on September 13, 2009. Wikipedia:…
“You know what I mean, jelly bean?” (YKWIMJB)
"You know what I mean, jelly bean?" is a rhyming slang phrase that was used in the teen talk of the 1940s and 1950s. "What you mean, jelly bean?" was cited in an August 1944…
Jelly Bean
The origin of the "jelly bean" (a small bean-shaped sugar candy) is unknown. "Jelly beans" was cited in the Dallas (TX) Morning News on November 21, 1885, and in the Fort Worth…
“FriEND BestfriEND BoyfriEND GirlfriEND Garlic bread. Only garlic bread has no END”
A garlic bread message printed on images is: FriENDBestfriENDBoyfriENDGirlfriENDGarlic breadOnly garlic bread has no END. Garlic bread will always stay by your side.Share to spread the TRUTH. The…
“Fight mouthwash. Eat garlic”
"Fight mouthwash. Eat garlic" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. The message was displayed at the Gilroy Garlic Festival at Gilroy, California, in August 1980.…