“I can relate to blenders because I also scream while doing my job”
"I can relate to blenders because I also scream while (I'm) doing my job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Blenders are usually loud. "I can relate to…
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“Travel with kids so they can taste chicken nuggets and fries all over the world!”
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
“You wanna travel but order chicken tenders everywhere you go”
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
“How TF you wanna travel the world but order chicken tenders everywhere you go?”
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
“Travel with your children so they can try chicken nuggets & french fries from all around the world”
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
“Travel with your kids so they can eat chicken nuggets and chips from all over the world”
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
“If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer”
"If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "QUOTABLE - 'If I had back all the money…
“Salesmen Welcome: Dog food is expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…
“If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first”
"If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It can be difficult to get a family to help clean a…
“Monday again? Seriously though, I can’t keep doing this every week”
"Monday again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“Monday again? I can’t keep doing this every week”
"Monday again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“I wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety”
"(I) wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker might have food anxiety and want tacos all the time, but the…
“Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety”
"(I) wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker might have food anxiety and want tacos all the time, but the…
“Looks aren’t everything. It’s what’s inside a taco that counts”
"Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside a/the taco that counts" is a taco saying that has been printed on many images. "Looks aren't everything. It's…
“Looks aren’t everything. It’s what’s inside the taco that counts”
"Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside a/the taco that counts" is a taco saying that has been printed on many images. "Looks aren't everything. It's…
“[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom] ‘I’ve counted these fries’”
Sometimes a person has to get up to use the rest room during a restaurant meal. However, that person can't trust that another at the table won't eat the french fries (or onion rings).…
“[Date] ‘I’m going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there’s six’”
Sometimes a person has to get up to use the rest room during a restaurant meal. However, that person can't trust that another at the table won't eat the french fries (or onion rings).…
“No dog ever abandoned its owner because he was old or sick”
"No dog ever abandoned its owner because he was old or sick" is a popular meme. "NO ANIMAL HAS EVER ABANDONED A PERSON DUE TO ILLNESS OR OLD AGE" (also shown on an image) was…
“No animal has ever abandoned a person due to illness or old age”
"No dog ever abandoned its owner because he was old or sick" is a popular meme. "NO ANIMAL HAS EVER ABANDONED A PERSON DUE TO ILLNESS OR OLD AGE" (also shown on an image) was…
“A warehouse is just a regular house until the full moon hits”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…