“As soon as I listen to music, I ignore everything around me”
"As soon as I listen to music, I ignore everything around me" is a music saying that has been printed on many images. "When i listen to music , I ignore EVERYTHING" was posted…
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“Life is like a teaspoon… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Life is like a spoon… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Weight loss doesn’t begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a decision”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Becoming strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“I steal statuses all day, so if you judge me by my Facebook you judging the wrong person, shit I just stole this”
"I steal memes all day, so if you judge me by my memes you judging the wrong person, shit I just stole this" is a stolen meme joke that has been printed on several images. The joke is…
“In chess, white and black pieces are the worst enemies, but those who move the pieces are usually good friends”
"In chess, white and black pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move the pieces are usually good friends" (or "In chess, black and pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move…
“In chess, black and pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move the pieces are usually good friends”
"In chess, white and black pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move the pieces are usually good friends" (or "In chess, black and pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move…
“In chess, white and black pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move the pieces are usually good friends”
"In chess, white and black pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move the pieces are usually good friends" (or "In chess, black and pieces are bitter enemies, but those who move…
“I steal tweets all day, so if you judge me by my tweets you judging the wrong person, shit I just stole this”
"I steal memes all day, so if you judge me by my memes you judging the wrong person, shit I just stole this" is a stolen meme joke that has been printed on several images. The joke is…
“I steal memes all day, so if you judge me by my memes you judging the wrong person, shit I just stole this”
"I steal memes all day, so if you judge me by my memes you judging the wrong person, shit I just stole this" is a stolen meme joke that has been printed on several images. The joke is…
“That awkward moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or you’re just forgetting everything”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“Not sure if I actually have free time or just forgetting everything”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I’m just forgetting everything I have to do”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting stuff”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“I like to refer to horrible decisions I’ve made in the past by saying ‘yeah, that was a weird time in my life’’”
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
“I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying ‘yeah that was a weird time in my life’”
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
“I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting shit”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“A limbo dancer married a locksmith. The wedding was low key”
The term "low key" doesn't mean a key that is placed low, but there are jokes. "A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key" was posted on…