“Why did the cow cross the road?”/“To go to the Feminists Convention.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A (politically incorrect) cow version is:
 
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To go to the Feminists Convention.
 
The joke was posted on Big Mouth Foreigner in 2024 under the title “Wildly Offensive Jokes You Shouldn’t Repeat in 2025.”
 
“Why did the cow cross the road?”/“To get to the udder side” is another version of the cow riddle.
     
   
Big Mouth Foreigner (2024)
Wildly Offensive Jokes You Shouldn’t Repeat in 2025
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57 Why did the cow cross the road?To go to the Feminists Convention.
 
HumorNama 
60 Dirty Cow Jokes That’ll Make You Moo-naughty
Updated on: May 30, 2025
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Feminists Convention.
 
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Ahmed Mushtaq
@AhmedSpeculates
Why did the cow cross the road??
To go to the Feminists Convention… http://fb.me/6Eb2MFFvY
1:19 PM · Jun 15, 2015
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Feminists Convention.
6:39 PM · Oct 29, 2025