“The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat”

There is carbonated water and there is non-carbonated water, sometimes called “flat” water. This plays into a flat earth joke.
 
“If the earth is 71% water and it’s not carbonated. That means the earth is flat” was posted on X/Twitter by Gecko on November 3, 2021. “The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water. Therefore the Earth is flat” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 19, 2021. “The surface of the earth is approx 70% water.  None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat. Science” was posted on X/Twitter by Joey Bagga Donuts on January 5, 2022.
   
 
X/Twitter
Gecko
@machinegungecko
If the earth is 71% water and it’s not carbonated
That means the earth is flat.
10:16 AM · Nov 3, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Ruby Rose🥀 (Arya) 🇨🇦
@The_RubyRose
The Earth is 70% water, and its not carbonated.
Does that mean the Earth is flat?
10:34 AM · Nov 3, 2021
 
Facebook
Jamz Noze
November 3, 2021 at 1:22 PM ·
Since the earth is 71% water and it’s not carbonated
Earth is flat
 
X/Twitter
ЯagedlaW
@RagedlaW
@DrLupo I have definitive proof the Earth is flat!…
71% of the earth is water…
If that water isn’t carbonated…
Then it’s flat.
Therefore the Earth is Flat!
4:54 PM · Nov 3, 2021
 
iFunny
officerlenny_2017
4 nov 2021
Statement The earth is flat Evidence 70% of the earth is water It is mostly non carbonated water Therefore, earth is flat
     
Facebook
The Punitentiary
Marg Lennard ·
November 8, 2021 at 12:20 PM ·
If the earth is full of water and that water is not carbonated, then the earth is flat?
 
Reddit—Jokes
PanzerSoul—November 19, 2021
The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water
Therefore the Earth is flat
 
iFunny
LegendaryStudios
19 nov 2021
The Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated So it’s technically flat
 
X/Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water
Therefore the Earth is flat.
3:51 PM · Nov 19, 2021
   
Facebook
Home Groan Dad Jokes
November 20, 2021 at 3:43 PM ·
The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water.
Therefore the Earth is flat.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
amydaynow—November 22, 2021
The earth is approximately 70% water and it isn’t carbonated
So technically, the earth is flat.
   
X/Twitter
Joey Bagga Donuts
@joey_bagga
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water.  None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
Science
7:22 PM · Jan 5, 2022
 
Facebook
Jason Pizzino
January 5, 2022 at 7:34 PM ·
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
garyfire—January 6, 2022
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated.
Proving the earth is flat.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
YellowSalmonberry—April 24, 2022
The earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
Which technically makes the earth flat.
 
Reddit—Jokes
pvsocialmedia— August 29, 2022
The earth is 80% water. None of that water is carbonated.
The earth is flat.
 
Facebook
Home Groan Puns
Katherine Pearson ·
November 14, 2022 at 12:57 AM ·
The surface of the earth is approximately 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
 
Reddit—Flatearth
mykeuk—April 24, 2023
The Earth is approximately 70% water, which is uncarbonated…
So, technically, the Earth is flat.
 
iFunny
Vegetarian_Meat_Farmers
12 nov 2023
Dad Jokes @ @Dadsaysjokes The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water Therefore the Earth is flat.
     
iFunny
elderimpking
20 oct 2024
I You know the is Earth 71% water, that’s uncarbonated. I That is accurate. So, technically flaty
 
Facebook
All You Can Eat
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM ·
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water.
None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.