“Drink the margarita, your cowboy boots will still fit”
"Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit" is jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has had several variations. "Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots…
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“Eat the pie, your cowboy boots will still fit”
"Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit" is jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has had several variations. "Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots…
“Eat the cake, your cowboy boots will still fit”
"Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit" is jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has had several variations. "Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots…
“Eat the pizza, your cowboy boots will still fit”
"Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit" is jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has had several variations. "Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots…
“Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit”
"Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit" is jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has had several variations. "Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots…
“If you ain’t from Texas, you’re a Yankee”
"If you ain't from Texas, you're a Yankee" was printed in the Knoxville (TN) News-Sentinel on November 22, 1981. "If you're not from Texas, you're a Yankee"…
“PSA: Everyone who isn’t from Texas is a Yankee. I’m sorry, I do NOT make the rules”
"If you ain't from Texas, you're a Yankee" was printed in the Knoxville (TN) News-Sentinel on November 22, 1981. "If you're not from Texas, you're a Yankee"…
“You’re legally allowed to park in a handicap spot if you get back with your ex more than twice”
"You’re legally allowed to park in a handicap spot if you get back with your ex more than twice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that this is proof…
“You can legally park in a handicap spot if you get back with your ex more than 2 times”
"You’re legally allowed to park in a handicap spot if you get back with your ex more than twice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that this is proof…
“Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people…”
"Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them. Then you hit the ground, but you…
“It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me”
"It's hard to save money when food is always flirting with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Im trying to save then the food…
“Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression…”
"Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity" is a jocular expression that has…
“Why does it take me 452 snacks to realize that I just need to eat dinner?”
"Why does it take me 452 snacks to realize that I just need to eat dinner?" is a jocular saying about snacking that has been printed on many images. Many people snack when they should eat…
“You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it’s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch”
Many people who order a sub at Subway feel like they're eating a whole loaf of bread in one sitting. "'Ha! And you thought you couldn't eat an entire loaf of bread.' - me…
“At some point, Subway convinced us all it’s healthy to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting”
Many people who order a sub at Subway feel like they're eating a whole loaf of bread in one sitting. "'Ha! And you thought you couldn't eat an entire loaf of bread.' - me…
“Just gone online for a video conference call. A can of corned beef popped up on my screen. Must be a zoom meat tin”
"Zoom meeting" is sometimes joked as "zoom meat tin." "Just gone online for a video conference call.. A can of corned beef popped up on my screen.. Must be a zoom meat…
“I went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen. I think it was a zoom meat tin”
"Zoom meeting" is sometimes joked as "zoom meat tin." "Just gone online for a video conference call.. A can of corned beef popped up on my screen.. Must be a zoom meat…
“St. Patrick’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers living in Florida”
St. Patrick's Day has been compared to Cinco de Mayo. "St. Patrick's Day . . . Cinco de Mayo for gingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Running (Quadruple-Vaxxed) Joke on March 16,…
“St. Patty’s Day is just Cinco de Mayo for gingers”
St. Patrick's Day has been compared to Cinco de Mayo. "St. Patrick's Day . . . Cinco de Mayo for gingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Running (Quadruple-Vaxxed) Joke on March 16,…
“Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer. Pointless”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…