“Christmas cookies aren’t bad for you if you eat them out of a salad bowl”

Is anything you eat out of a salad bowl healthy? Maybe not!
 
“Oreos can be a salad if you eat them out of a salad bowl” was posted on Facebook by Dan Regan on September 3, 2017. “Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl” was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Regan on October 28, 2021. “Christmas cookies aren’t bad for you if you eat them out of a salad bowl” was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Regan on December 19, 2023.
 
 
Facebook
Dan Regan
September 3, 2017 at 8:05 AM ·
Oreos can be a salad if you eat them out of a salad bowl.
 
X/Twitter
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
7:09 AM · Oct 28, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
6:28 AM · Sep 18, 2023
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X/Twitter
💎 Bailey Deveraux 🍌🍿🎮
@XxXBaylieeXxX
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
6:23 PM · Sep 18, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Christmas cookies aren’t bad for you if you eat them out of a salad bowl.
2:23 PM · Dec 19, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Jimmy Shaw
@roadkill3x
Halloween Candy is good for you….. if you put it in a Salad Bowl first
8:49 AM · Oct 28, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Alan
@alan406mt
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
Good talk
10:59 AM · Oct 29, 2024
 
Bluesky
Draconaa
‪@draconaa.bsky.social‬
Alt text: Christmas cookies aren’t bad for you if you eat them out of a salad bowl. 👍
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 AM
 
Threads
justinalphabet
12/22/24
Christmas cookies aren’t bad for you if you eat them out of a salad bowl
 
Facebook
For The Love Of Penpaling
Tammy Fox ·
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM ·
(“CHRISTMAS COOKIES AREN’T BAD FOR YOU IF YOU EAT THEM OUT OF A SALAD BOWL” is shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Dan Regan
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM ·
Remember:
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you when you keep it in a salad bowl.
 
Threads
dan_regan_comedy
10/09/25
Remember:
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you when you keep it in a salad bowl.
 
Facebook
All You Can Eat
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM ·
It’s science 🤣👏
(“Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl” is shown on an image.—ed.)