“Who can drink 20 liters of gasoline?”/“Jerry can.”
"Jerrycan" (a liquid container) is sometimes given "Jerry can" riddles. "Do you know who can drink 20L of water? Jerry can" was posted on Twitter by Kester Tay on…
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“Field hockey is combat golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“Don’t let the government take away your favorite side dish. They’re trying to disenfrenchfries you”
"Disenfranchise" -- meaning "to deprive someone of a franchise, generally their right to vote" -- has nothing to do with french fries, but there are jokes. "I had to break…
MAGA (Microsoft, Apple, Google and Amazon)
"MAGA" (meaning "Make America Great Again") was popularized in by Donald Trump in his 2016 presidential campaign. “'Trump's meeting with tech CEOS: Immigration,…
“A weatherman was sacked because of cold, gloomy forecasts. No more mist and ice guy”
"Mr. Nice Guy" shouldn't be confused with "mist and ice guy," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot (it was probably originally on the Sickipedia…
“Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes”
"Erasers sacrifice their own bodies for your mistakes" was posted on Twitter by meg on November 11, 2013. "Your eraser sacrifices itself for your mistakes everyday" was posted…
“Field hockey is fast golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“Field hockey is aggressive golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“Field hockey is running golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
“If you bump your head on a coffee maker, does it leave a brews?”
"Bruise" shouldn't be confused with "brews," but there are jokes. "If you bump your head on a coffee maker does it leave a... Brews?" was posted on Twitter by Doc…
“Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 7”
“Never go shopping when you’re hungry” is a shopping adage that has been cited in print since at least 1971. "Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the…
“Reading won’t solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework”
"Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that reading is more fun than…
“You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“There are two kinds of people: Coffee people and sad people”
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
“There are two types of people: Coffee people and sad people”
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
“Coffee is my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety’s like third or fourth”
"Safety first" is a famous proverb. "Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ve worn this for 20 years and it still fits.”/“It’s a scarf.”
Someone is in good shape when an old piece of clothing still fits, right? This joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on October 4, 2011 (originally on the Sickipedia website) and has been…
“I consider page 2 of Google results the dark web”
What is the dark web? It's a mysterious part of the web that is not indexed. However, to many, the dark web is Google search page two (where they never go). "I suspect 'the dark…
“There’s banana juice, but bananas don’t have juice”
Bananas do not have juice, so how is there banana juice? Bananas are usually blended with other ingredients, such as grapefruit or milk. "Do banana's really have juice? I mean, I'm…