“Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot”
"Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot" -- that is, take your foot off the gas pedal -- is a saying that has been printed on several images. "All in favor of…
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“You never realize how bumpy a road is until you try to take a drink of something”
A bumpy road and a drink are a bad combination. "You never realise how bumpy a road is, until you go to take a drink of water without a straw.. #epicfail" was posted on Twitter by Racine…
“It’s impossible to run with a backpack without looking like an idiot”
Many students try to run with a backpack, but it's often not successful."Has anyone in history figured out a way to run with a backpack on without looking like an idiot?" was posted…
“You never realize how bumpy a road is until you try to write something”
A bumpy road and trying to write are a bad combination. "I'd forgotten how bumpy and difficult it is to write when on the train. I have crazy scrawls all over the page now. :-(" was…
“I want to open a two dollar store for people that enjoy the finer things”
What's classier than a dollar store? "I want to open a two dollar store for people that enjoy the finer things" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid”
Lost socks in the dryer and Tupperware lids that don't fit any of your containers are familiar parts of many people's home life. "Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes…
“Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better?”
"Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but…”
"Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but break as soon as you put something inside them" is a taco saying that has been printed on several images.…
“A dog prepares you for kids. A cat prepares you for teenagers”
"Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Teenagers (and cats) can understand better than babies (and dogs), but…
Saratoga: Queen of American Spas (nickname)
Saratoga Springs, New York, became popular in the 19th century for its natural mineral springs. Saratoga was frequently called the "Queen of the Spas" or "Queen of American…
“As an adult, checking the bank account is the equivalent of checking for monsters under the bed”
"When we grow up, checking for monsters under the bed becomes checking our bank accounts. Equally terrifying" and "As an adult, checking the bank account is the equivalent of…
“Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers”
"Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Teenagers (and cats) can understand better than babies (and dogs), but…
“When we grow up, checking for monsters under the bed becomes checking our bank accounts”
"When we grow up, checking for monsters under the bed becomes checking our bank accounts. Equally terrifying" and "As an adult, checking the bank account is the equivalent of…
“Weekends used to feel like mini vacations. Now they feel like the minute boxers get”
Weekends often seem to go by quickly. "Weekends used to feel like mini vacations. Now they feel like the minute boxers get between rounds" is a saying that has been printed on an image.…
Saratoga: Queen of the Spas (nickname)
Saratoga Springs, New York, became popular in the 19th century for its natural mineral springs. Saratoga was frequently called the "Queen of the Spas" or "Queen of American…
“Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?”/“Because he saw what happened to the zebra.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken/donkey version is: Q: Why didn't the chicken/donkey a…
“Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?”/“Because he saw what happened to the zebra.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken/donkey version is: Q: Why didn't the chicken/donkey a…
“Coffee is the best Monday motivation”
"Coffee is the best Monday motivation' is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is the best Monday motivation ☕☕☕☕☕" was posted on…
“Stop taking Facebook so seriously. Most of your likes are coming from people on the toilet”
"Stop taking Facebook so seriously. Most of your likes are coming from people on the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop taking Facebook so…
“Grape: Wine in pill form”
"Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Someone offered me…