"A bishop, a priest and a rabbit walk into a…

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” Religious versions are:

“A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘What is this, a joke?’”
“A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. Legally, bars in America have to serve people of all religions.”

“A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ‘I think I’ve discovered a typo’” as posted on Twitter by j l g on January 2, 2012. “A priest, a minister & a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ‘I think I’ve spotted a typo’” was posted on Twitter by j l g on Marc 13, 2012.

“A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. ‘This is my typo place,’ says the rabbi” was posted on Twitter by John Kovalic on April 18, 2013.

“A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, ‘I think I might be a typo’” was posted on Twitter by Doc on February 17, 2020. “A bishop, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, ‘I think I’m a typo.’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 18, 2020. The joke soon went viral.

“A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, ‘I think I might be type o’” is a related joke that was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 22, 2020.

“A rabbit and and a priest walk into the bar. The bartender asks the rabbit ‘what’ll you have?’. The rabbit replies ‘I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect’” was posted on Twitter by Sunshine on May 20, 2020. “A Priest, a Rabbit and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the Rabbit: ‘what will you have?’ The rabbit replied: ‘I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect’” was posted on Twitter by Nicky on May 21, 2020.

“Rabbi Hole” (rabbi + rabbit hole) is a related “rabbi/rabbit” term.

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Tell me a joke…..
Del March
1/9/03
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar. They look at the bartender, who says, “Can’t you see that this is a joke? It’s funny!”

Twitter
j l g
@jessicalgra
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “I think I’ve discovered a typo”
10:57 AM · Jan 2, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
j l g
@jessicalgra
A priest, a minister & a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “I think I’ve spotted a typo”
@qikipedia #jokehunt
7:26 AM · Mar 13, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Skippy
@SkippyUK
RT @Turkey_Machine: A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says “I think I’ve spotted a typo.” -LOL
4:09 AM · Mar 14, 2012·TweetDeck

Twitter
lefthanded
@_lefthanded
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “I think someone made a typo.”
6:09 PM · Feb 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
John Kovalic
@muskrat_john
A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
“This is my typo place,” says the rabbi.
10:15 AM · Apr 18, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS

Twitter
Tor Sverre Lund
@TorSverre
A nun, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
“This is my typo place,” says the rabbi. #joke #oneliner
11:03 AM · Apr 18, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
eggplantdeath
@Eggplanthing
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “I think someone committed a typo.”
3:31 AM · Jun 8, 2014·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/Vulpes-Aurum August 21, 2015
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar…
...and the bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Terpomo11 March 22, 2018
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar
The bartender says “I think someone has made a typo here.”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/rey_lumen May 23, 2018
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender asked, “wait, isn’t that supposed to be a rabbi?”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/rey_lumen November 18, 2018
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “wait, isn’t that supposed to be a rabbi?”

Twitter
K2B4
@gnluap_
A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo.”
3:23 PM · Sep 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
7:33 PM · Feb 17, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ajxanman February 18, 2020
A bishop, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”

Twitter
Natick Bobcat
@NatickBobCat
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
7:39 PM · Feb 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/shyphotographerdude February 19, 2020
A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I think there’s a typo hare”.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/dunn_with_this February 21, 2020
A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
There rabbit takes a look around the joint and says, “I’m beginning to think I’m a typo.”

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Boom223 February 21, 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar…
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”

Twitter
Sunshine
@Twinkle_cheese
A rabbit and and a priest walk into the bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll you have?”. The rabbit replies “I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.
10:30 AM · May 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nicky
@Nicky_Narang
A Priest, a Rabbit and a Minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the Rabbit: “what will you have?”
The rabbit replied: “I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect”
1:58 PM · May 21, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/WinPeps May 22, 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar
The minister asks the rabbit what he’ll take.
“I don’t know. I’m only here because of autocorrect.”

“A bishop, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar…” (bar joke)