"Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like…

A restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Provocotive Sloth on October 9, 2018:

waiter: how do u like your steak cooked
me: like winning an argument with my gf
waiter: rare it is

The joke has been printed on many images, but usually with ”wife” instead of ”girlfriend.”

Twitter
Provocotive Sloth
@SlothProvoked
waiter: how do u like your steak cooked
me: like winning an argument with my gf
waiter: rare it is
7:36 PM · Oct 9, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Greg Speck
@Gregospeck
@ClichedOut
Waiter: How do u like your steak cooked?
Me: Like winning an argument with my girlfriend
Waiter: Rare it is!!
6:43 PM · Oct 10, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Spencer DeBurgh
@SpencerDeBurgh
waiter: sir, how do you like your steak cooked?
sir: like winning an argument with my wife.
waiter: very rare it is then, sir. enjoy.
1:31 PM · Oct 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Brad Bigelow
@BradBigelow907
I like my steak cooked just like how often I win an argument with my girlfriend… RARE
6:05 PM · Oct 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Villi WilsonCross mark
@Conservative_VW
Waiter asked me, “and how would you like your steak cooked, sir?”
I replied, “like winning an argument with my wife”
The waiter smiled and said, “then Rare it shall be, sir, Rare it shall be”
2:15 PM · Jan 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Stefano9 January 15, 2019
How would you like your steak sir?
WAITER: How would you like your steak sir?
ME: Like winning an argument with my wife
WAITER: Rare it is then sir!

Facebook
The Roan and Sable Café & Grill
March 19, 2019 ·
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/old_farmer January 1, 2020
I like my steak like winning an argument with my wife.
Rare.

Twitter
SaRah MiLleR
@millersarah47
Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir?”
Sir: “like winning an argument with my wife”
Waiter: “Rare it is”
3:21 PM · Jan 18, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Fras pl’s Choice
@fras99
Waiter: How do u like your steak cooked?
Me: Like winning an argument with my wife
Waiter: Rare it is
5:39 PM · Feb 17, 2020·Twitter for Android

“Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife.”