“Never trust an acupuncturist. They’re backstabbers”
"Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers" is a classic joke about acupuncture. The joke was posted on the website "Pun of the Day" on October 28,…
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“Don’t trust people that do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers”
"Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers" is a classic joke about acupuncture. The joke was posted on the website "Pun of the Day" on October 28,…
“Imitation is the sincerest form of crab meat”
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" is an old proverb. "Imitation is the sincerest form of crab meat" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying…
“Eat fruits, not friends”
"Eat fruit(s), not friends" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Eat Fruit Not Friends" was posted on Twitter by Brittany ☮ on July…
“Just renewed my gin membership”
"Just renewed my gin membership" -- a pun on "gym membership" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A gin membership sounds better than a gym membership.…
“A positive attitude is contagious, but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier”
"A positive attitude is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "A healthy attitude is…
“Eat fruit, not friends”
"Eat fruit(s), not friends" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Eat Fruit Not Friends" was posted on Twitter by Brittany ☮ on July…
“Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them”
"Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, a breast cancer screening is more…
“One minute you’re young and fun and the next minute you’re excited about an air fryer”
Adulthood brings simple, homely pleasures. "One minute you're young and cool/fun, and the next minute you're excited about air fryers/crockpots/vacuums" is a saying that has…
“One minute you’re young and fun and the next minute you’re excited about a new vacuum”
Adulthood brings simple, homely pleasures. "One minute you're young and cool/fun, and the next minute you're excited about air fryers/crockpots/vacuums" is a saying that has…
“One minute you are young and fun and the next minute you’re excited about a crockpot”
Adulthood brings simple, homely pleasures. "One minute you're young and cool/fun, and the next minute you're excited about air fryers/crockpots/vacuums" is a saying that has…
“Why does Mr. Potato have a mobile phone?”/“Just in case Mr. Onion rings.”
An onion rings riddle is: Q: Why does Mr. Potato have a mobile phone?A: Just in case Mr. Onion rings. The joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on April 16, 2013, and originated on the…
“Burpees? I thought you said Slurpees”
"Burpees? I thought you said Slurpees" and "Burpees? I thought you said 'beer please'" are anti-exercise lines that have been printed on many images. "Burpees?…
“Birthday suits tailored here” (gym sign)
"Birthday suits tailored here" is a gym sign that has been printed on many images. "Birthday suit" means one's naked body. "Birthday Suits tailored here.…
“If the sweat ain’t flying, you ain’t trying”
Many people believe that if you work out, it should end with you dripping with sweat. "If you don't sweat....you ain't doin' it right" was posted on Twitter by Scott…
“Eat to fuel your body, not your emotions”
"Eat to fuel your body, not (to feed) your emotions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain and possibly comes from an image. "Be conscious of your…
“Eat to fuel your body, not to feed your emotions”
"Eat to fuel your body, not (to feed) your emotions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain and possibly comes from an image. "Be conscious of your…
“Welcome to 2020. If you don’t already suffer from an anxiety disorder, one will be assigned”
"Welcome to 2020. If you don’t already suffer from an anxiety disorder, one will be assigned to you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Running reminds us that even in our weakest moments, we are strong”
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…
“Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments…you are strong”
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…