“I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys…”
“I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Abe Yospe on March 26, 2014.
Wikipedia: Yoga
Yoga (/ˈjoʊɡə/; Sanskrit: योग; About this soundpronunciation) is a group of physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which originated in ancient India. Yoga is one of the six Āstika (orthodox) schools of Hindu philosophical traditions.
There is a broad variety of yoga schools, practices, and goals[3] in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism. The term “Yoga” in the Western world often denotes a modern form of hatha yoga and yoga as exercise, consisting largely of the postures or asanas.
Twitter
Abe Yospe
@Cheeseboy22
I haven’t tried yoga but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga.
11:35 PM · Mar 26, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Navy Grog
@Sarcasamastic
“ I haven’t tried yoga but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga.”
2:46 AM · Mar 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Baily🌬
@GAHMedia
I haven’t tried yoga but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga.
1:29 PM · Mar 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Humans of Tumblr
June 10, 2018 ·
I haven’t tried yoga but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga.
Google Books
Title I Haven’t Tried Yoga, But I Have Tried Bending Over to Pick Up My Keys, So I’m Pretty Sure I’d Hate It: Notebook Journal to Write in for Yoga Newbies Or Haters. Salty Funny Quote on Cover, Fun Gift. Blank Lined Pages, 6 X 9
Author J. H. Notebooks
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 109676492X, 9781096764922
Length 101 pages
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Tracy The Sassy
@sassycupcake20
I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga
1:39 PM · Apr 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
October 17, 2020 ·
Shared by Martin Mulkearns
I HAVEN’T TRIED YOGA, BUT I HAVE TRIED BENDING OVER TO PICK UP MY KEYS, SO I’M PRETTY SURE I’D HATE YOGA.