"One of my biggest fears is that I'll marry…

Many runs are planned over holiday weekends, such as a 5k “turkey trot” over Thanksgiving. “I pray to god I never marry into a family that runs 5ks on thanksgiving” was posted on Twitter by K Nye on November 24, 2016.

“It might make or break my relationship if I ever marry into a family that does 5ks on Thanksgiving…” was posted on Twitter by Courtney Knowles on November 27, 2016. “One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that runs 5ks on holidays” was posted on Twitter by Natalia Skrodzki on December 24, 2016, and this tweet went viral.

“I plan on marrying into a family that does mimosas on holiday mornings instead of 5K’s” is a similar saying.

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K Nye
@KirstenNye
I pray to god I never marry into a family that runs 5ks on thanksgiving
11:56 AM · Nov 24, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Courtney Knowles
@courtneynowles
It might make or break my relationship if I ever marry into a family that does 5ks on Thanksgiving…
12:17 AM · Nov 27, 2016 from North Carolina, USA·Twitter for iPhone

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Natalia Skrodzki
@xnatata
One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that runs 5ks on holidays
2:06 PM · Dec 24, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Courtney Lilly
@CourtneyLilly1
I hope I never marry into a family that does 5k’s on holiday mornings….
7:51 PM · Dec 24, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Alex
@AlexPaulsen3
I hope I don’t marry into a family that does 5ks on the holidays
4:24 PM · Dec 31, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Kelly
@KellyParkins725
Hoping & praying I don’t marry into a family that does a 5k on Thanksgiving
10:24 AM · Nov 23, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Hannah Fitz
@hannahfitz10
One of my biggest fears is that I will marry into a family that does 5ks on holidays
1:11 AM · Nov 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Mariah Mills
@mlynnellmills
Remember that you have two choices- marry into a family that does the Turkey Trot or marry into a family that doesn’t. Choose wisely
6:08 PM · Nov 28, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Chaz Wesley
@ChazWesleycom
Friend: “So, why are you still single?”
Me: “Fear.”
Friend: “You’re the least fearful person I know. Fear of relationship or vulnerability or ???”
Me: “No, nothing like that. I’ve just always been afraid I’d accidentally marry into a family that does 5Ks on holidays.”
1:16 PM · Jan 8, 2020·Facebook

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Charlie Derrow
@CharlieDerrow
I hope I never marry into a family that does a 5k for Thanksgiving
10:37 PM · Oct 13, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/ixamnis October 16, 2020
One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that does 5ks on holidays.
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KW-DadJoker
It runs in the family.

“One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that does 5Ks on holidays”