“Hollandaise sauce is just hot mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
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“Hollandaise is just mayonnaise made of ground up people from Holland”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Aioli is just bougie mayonnaise”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
“Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff. Isn't that what we've been doing the…
“Hollandaise sauce is just warm mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention”
"Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention" is a school joke. The joke was posted on the Sickipedia website on October 21, 2020.…
“Making good people helpless won’t make bad people harmless”
"Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Making good people helpless won’t make bad people…
“Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…
“Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere”
"Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. French fries are usually vegan, although some potatoes are cooked…
“I went to a smoke shop, but it had been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar”
"Close, but no cigar" is a popular expression that has been the subject of several puns. "I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she got me a Che…
“One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…
“French fries are just edible ketchup spoons”
"French fries are just edible ketchup spoons" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people who like the taste of good french fries eat them without ketchup, however.…
“I speak French (fries)”
"I speak French (fries)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I speak fluent French (fries)" has also been printed on many images. "I speak French…
“Imagine a virus so dangerous that you have to be tested to know if you have it”
"Imagine a virus so dangerous/deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A photo of Rod Serling in a mock opening of the…
“Imagine a virus so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it”
"Imagine a virus so dangerous/deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A photo of Rod Serling in a mock opening of the…
“I speak fluent French (fries)”
"I speak French (fries)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I speak fluent French (fries)" has also been printed on many images. "I speak French…
“Veganism is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes”
"Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "#Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes. Animals want to…
“Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes”
"Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "#Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes. Animals want to…
“If you eat today, thank a farmer. If it’s on your table, thank a trucker”
"If you eat today, thank a farmer. If you eat in peace, thank a veteran" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you ate today, thank a farmer” is a saying from the…
“Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone”
"Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone" is a libertarian saying that has been printed on many images, usually one with a man looking over a globe.…