“Do people who run marathons know they can just drive?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
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“Do people who run marathons know about cars?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do people who run marathons know that they don’t have to?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly” (gym sign)
"Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly" is a jocular gym sign that has been printed on many images. The message is that going to a gym can help to get rid of the fat, but it…
“Animals belong in our hearts, not in our stomachs”
"Animals belong in our hearts, not (in) our stomachs" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain, but it possibly originated on an image.…
“Animals belong in your heart, not your stomach”
"Animals belong in our hearts, not (in) our stomachs" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain, but it possibly originated on an image.…
“People who boast about how good they are at yoga can go fuck themselves”
Yoga can help someone gain flexibility. "People who do yoga can go fuck themselves" was posted on Twitter by Ducks on July 25, 2013. "People who always go on about how good they are…
“People who do yoga can go fuck themselves”
Yoga can help someone gain flexibility. "People who do yoga can go fuck themselves" was posted on Twitter by Ducks on July 25, 2013. "People who always go on about how good they are…
“Animals belong in our hearts, not our stomachs”
"Animals belong in our hearts, not (in) our stomachs" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain, but it possibly originated on an image.…
“I recently took my apiary exam. I got a B”
The letter "B" should not be confused with a "bee," but there are jokes. "I failed my apiary exam. I did an impression of a wasp and got B-" was posted on Twitter by…
“Eat, sleep and save animals. Repeat daily!”
"Eat, sleep, save animals. Repeat" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Eat, sleep save animals, REPEAT" was posted on Twitter by Gabriela Leon on March 12,…
“Eat, sleep, save animals. Repeat”
"Eat, sleep, save animals. Repeat" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Eat, sleep save animals, REPEAT" was posted on Twitter by Gabriela Leon on March 12,…
“I’m grateful to whoever saw beans fried once and said, ‘This isn’t enough’”
"Refried beans" (frijoles refritos in Spanish) are actually fried just once, but there are jokes. "Grateful to the visionary who saw beans that had only been fried one time and…
“Spoons are just little bowls with handles”
Many people have said that a spoon is just a small, shallow bowl with a handle. "A spoon is a small bowl with a handle" was posted on Twitter by "two thirds of a ghost" on March…
“Eat meat, not wheat”
"Eat meat, not wheat" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular with low-carb diets (such as the Atkins diet and Paleo diet) and has been cited in…
“No pain, no grain”
"No grain, no pain" (also "No pain, no grain," a pun on the exercise adage of "No pain, no gain") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Gluten, a…
“No grain, no pain”
"No grain, no pain" (also "No pain, no grain," a pun on the exercise adage of "No pain, no gain") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Gluten, a…
“Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.”
A teacher teaches a subject and a teacher teaches students. One joke is: Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don't be so hard on yourself. The joke was posted on Twitter by Edward…
“What’s the presidential ventilator called?”/“Forced Air One.”
U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he had tested positive for COVID-19 in October 2020. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 3, 2020: Q: What's the presidential…
“You’re not lactose intolerant. You’re just not a baby cow”
"You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, only baby cows should be drinking a cow's milk.…