"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks…

Ordering coffee can be a mystifying experience.

“Ordering Starbucks is a lot like casting wizard spells. You must speak the words of power correctly, lest you get unintended consequences…” was posted on X/Twitter by StrykRedkite/Eladria on June 9, 2011. “you’ll be hard-pressed to convince me that ordering a drink at blenz isn’t a form of drink summoning. ‘supremo dark no soy mocha’ is a spell” was posted on X/Twitter by ivy on June 21, 2014.

“I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell” was posted on X/Twitter by Hand Solo™ on April 26, 2016, and this received over 8,800 likes.

“Lemme get a grande ice mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypotenuse” is another Starbucks ordering joke.

Wikipedia: Starbucks
Starbucks Corporation is an American multinational chain of coffeehouses and roastery reserves headquartered in Seattle, Washington. It was founded in 1971 by Jerry Baldwin, Zev Siegl, and Gordon Bowker at Seattle’s Pike Place Market initially as a coffee bean wholesaler.

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StrykRedkite/Eladria
@Stryk_Redkite
Ordering Starbucks is a lot like casting wizard spells. You must speak the words of power correctly, lest you get unintended consequences…
8:13 AM · Jun 9, 2011

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ivy
@softcounter
you’ll be hard-pressed to convince me that ordering a drink at blenz isn’t a form of drink summoning. “supremo dark no soy mocha” is a spell
7:46 PM · Jun 21, 2014

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Hand Solo™
@RdrJay47
I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
1:10 PM · Apr 26, 2016

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shonna coleman
@shonnacoleman
I’m not sure if this woman in the Coffee shop line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
3:29 PM · Feb 8, 2018

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Curtis Wasilewski
@curtiswaz69
I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
5:58 AM · Jun 5, 2019

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VILLAIN
@villaintexas
I swear ordering from Starbucks makes me feel like I’m casting a spell 🪄
8:22 AM · Apr 28, 2023

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Bill Canright
@rdwhiskey
I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
4:47 AM · Feb 10, 2024

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Eric Thomas 🇷🇺
@EricThomas406
Not sure if this woman in line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell. 🤔
5:39 PM · Mar 5, 2024

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William Hemsworth
@w_hemsworth
I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
9:00 PM · Apr 29, 2024