"As we get closer to Halloween, remember: No stoner…

A popular belief is that some unethical people put sharp objects or drugs in trick-or-treat Halloween candy. “Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy” is a saying that has been printed on many images. Another saying, “As we get closer to Halloween, remember: No stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles,” has also been printed on many images.

“As we get closer to Halloween, remember: No stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles” was posted on Facebook by Justin Lopez Kirwan on August 1, 2021. This received over 126,000 shares.

“Alt text picture of a square orange sticker with Halloween ghouls that says ‘Drugs are expensive, no one is putting them in your children’s candy’” was posted on X/Twitter by Thegameisfixed on September 27, 2022. “Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy” (shown on an image by pinpenmerger.etsy.com) was posted on iFunny on October 4, 2021.

Wikipedia: Poisoned candy myths
Poisoned candy myths are mostly urban legends about malevolent strangers intentionally hiding poisons, drugs, or sharp objects such as razor blades in candy, which they then distribute with the intent of harming random children, especially during Halloween trick-or-treating. These myths, originating in the United States, serve as modern cautionary tales to children and parents and repeat two themes that are common in urban legends: danger to children and contamination of food.

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Lincoln County Gazette
October 31, 2018 at 5:29 PM ·
NO ONE IS HANDING OUT DRUG LACED CANDY
WE HERE AT THE GAZETTE FOCUS ON TRUTHFUL REPORTING UNLIKE THE NEWS SOURCES IN ST. LOUIS.
THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAND OUT DRUG LACED CANDY. EDIBLES ARE EXPENSIVE. NO ONE IS WASTING THAT MUCH MONEY.

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Dawn Michele Fetrow shared a memory.
October 24, 2019 at 7:59 PM ·
Also no one is putting laced drug candy in kids buckets…its expensive….so are the drugs.

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Jodi Behrens
October 29, 2020 at 8:34 AM ·
You have slight mental issues if your one of those parents tripping about your kid getting some edibles for Halloween. Pot heads ain’t giving there weed away, especially expensive ass edibles. 😂🤦

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Justin Lopez Kirwan
August 1, 2021 at 2:07 AM ·
As we get closer to Halloween, remember:
No stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles.

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𝙷𝚒𝚖𝙳𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚊𝚗🐺
@Ovary_Buster_
As we get closer to Halloween, remember:
No stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles.
6:03 PM · Aug 8, 2021

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That Convention Girl
August 27, 2021 at 11:59 AM ·
As we get closer to
Halloween, remember:
No stoner likes your kid
enough to give them
their edibles.

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coloradorealestate_2021
18 sep 2021
As we get closer to Halloween, remember: No stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles.

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marxvalente12
16 oct 2021
@ AS WE CE CLOSER TO HALLOWEEN, REMEMBER: NO STONER LIKES YOUR KID ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM THEIR EDIBLES.

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Senad Begić
October 30, 2021 at 4:38 PM ·
I am also from Illinois and conducted a study as well so let’s just be Frank, drugs are too expensive to be handing out to children for free on Halloween
No one does it. 😭🤣

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Courtney Foster
October 31, 2021 at 11:58 AM ·
Friendly reminder that no one is putting expensive drugs in your broke ass jobless kid’s candy

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Erica Morse
October 30, 2021 at 6:09 PM ·
Annual reminder NO ONE IS PUTTING DRUGS INTO YOUR KID’S CANDY my drugs are too expensive to waste on your kids….

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Thegameisfixed
@rachel_circle_a
Alt text picture of a square orange sticker with Halloween ghouls that says “Drugs are expensive, no one is putting them in your children’s candy.”
3:52 PM · Sep 27, 2022 from Chicago, IL

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Christian Stovall
@mrxianstovall
Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kids candy
6:42 PM · Sep 27, 2022

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Antifreeze drenched snowball
@FleshToaster
Friendly reminder for my Halloween loving friends out there. Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy
1:38 AM · Sep 30, 2022

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Brutus420_2013
4 oct 2022
DRUGS ARE EXPENSIVE. Bee NO ONE is PUTTING THEM IN YOUR KID’S CANDY.

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little_utahsatire_5_2021
7 oct 2022
N/A
gt @ WE GET Af. CLOSER HALLOWEEN, REMEMBER: NO STONER LIKES YOUR KID ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM THEIR EDIBLES.

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Flow State Micro
October 22, 2022 at 11:47 PM
(“Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy” is shown on an image by pinpenmerger.etsy.com.—ed.)

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Tom Hamilton
October 30, 2022 at 11:49 AM ·
No one is putting drugs in your kid’s Halloween candy. That shit’s expensive, and no one’s about to just GIVE it away. 😅

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Paul Silver
October 30, 2022 at 8:32 PM ·
NO ONE IS PUTTING DRUGS IN YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY, DRUGS ARE EXPENSIVE!
🎃

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A Sp00k Named Silverfox
@Silverfox364
Halloween PSA: Drugs are expensive, no one is putting them in your candy.
7:12 AM · Oct 6, 2023

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Jeffrey Ⓥ
@LiftForever67
Dear Republican Party,
Drugs are expensive, especially Fentanyl. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy.
4:34 PM · Oct 31, 2023

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Fluffy
@assassinpikachu
As we get closer to Halloween
remember:
No stoner likes your kid enough to give them an edible as Halloween candy
2:51 AM · Oct 5, 2024

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
DRUGS ARE EXPENSIVE. NO ONE IS PUTTING THEM IN YOUR KID’S CANDY.
5:21 PM · Oct 7, 2024