“Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?”/“Because he had low elf esteem.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?A: Because he had low elf esteem. The low "elf" esteem pun (on "self" esteem) has been cited in print…
“Why was the blonde late for work?”/“She was stranded on the broken escalator.”
A "dumb blonde" joke that involves employment is: Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator. "Why was the stupid man late for work? The…
“Why was the Pepsi employee fired?”/“He tested positive for Coke.”
Pepsi and Coke are rival soft drink companies. A drug testing riddle is: Q: Why was the Pepsi employee fired?A: He tested positive for Coke. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003 and…
“Why was the robot bankrupt?”/“He had used all his cache.”
"Cache" shouldn't be confused with "cash," but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Case and Bot on October 8, 2017: "Why was the robot bankrupt? He had…
“Wife and I exchanged Valentine’s Day cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack”
"The wife and I exchanged Valentine's Day cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack...DONE!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- in…
“Winners have parties, losers have meetings”
"Winners have parties, losers have meetings" has been a motto (since at least 2001) of Sam Chisholm, a media executive in Australia and the United Kingdom. Meetings are often held be…
“Winning without honor is worse than a loss”
American author Frank Sonnenberg said both "Winning without honor, is worse than a resounding defeat" and "Winning without honor is worse than a loss." Sonnenberg wrote on his…
“Winning without honor, is worse than a resounding defeat”
American author Frank Sonnenberg said both "Winning without honor, is worse than a resounding defeat" and "Winning without honor is worse than a loss." Sonnenberg wrote on his…
“Wisdom is knowing the right path to take. Integrity is taking it”
"Wisdom is knowing the right path to take. Integrity is taking it" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wisdom is knowing what step to take next...…
“Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it”
"Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it" is a quotation from Stanford University President David Starr Jordan (1851-1931) that has been…
“Wise Men Fish Here” (Gotham Book Mart)
The Gotham Book Mart opened in 1920 at 128 West 45th Street and moved in 1923 to 41 West 47th Street. It has recently moved again, to 16 East 46th Street. "Wise Men Fish Here" is its…
“Wish I paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Wizard of Moving” (Oz Moving & Storage)
Avi Oz founded Oz Moving & Storage in 1993. Taking a cue from the film The Wizard of Oz, the company slogan is "Wizard of Moving." The slogan has not been trademarked. (Trademark)Word…
“Women shop, men buy”
Retailers have long known that men and women have different habits, reflected in the adage "women shop, men buy." Men appear to know what they want and buy that one thing, but women like…
“Words have wings, so speak good things”
"Words have wings, so speak good things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Words have wings" (or "winged words") was frequently written by the ancient…
“Words In Steps Do Open Minds” (“wisdom” backronym)
"Words In Steps Do Open Minds" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "wisdom." Alcoholics Anonymous popularized the backronym, and it was posted on the newsgroup…
“Work can be tiring at times and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets”
"Work can be tiring at times and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets. The world is waiting" is shown on YouTube by MAR Productions on April 15, 2024. Authorship…
“Work ever kick your ass so bad that you drive the speed limit home with no music playing?”
"Work ever kick your ass so bad that you drive the speed limit home with no music playing?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "U know ur sad when you drive the speed…