“Someone asked me what my occupation was. I said I was always pre-occupied”
There is a joke with the terms "occupation and "pre-occupied." "Unemployment is good now because i realized i can put 'pre-occupied' on any forms that ask for my…
There is a joke with the terms "occupation and "pre-occupied." "Unemployment is good now because i realized i can put 'pre-occupied' on any forms that ask for my…
The year 2020 saw panic buying of toilet paper. The year 2021 saw panic buying of gasoline. This was posted on Facebook by Michael Wayne Hurst on May 10, 2021: "Someone should start a rumor of…
"Add up" means to make a mathematical sum. "Doesn't add up" means that something doesn't make sense. "Someone nicked my broken calculator at work!......it just…
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work on Friday. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The joke was posted…
"Sometimes all you need is a hug" is an old saying. "Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person and all your stress will melt away" is an inspirational saying that…
"Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I'm at work" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I…
"Don't give up. You've still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong"/"Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove…
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is unknown. "I always use big…
"Sometimes it takes an overwhelming breakdown to have an undeniable breakthrough" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Eddie Robinson told me this at…
"It's not how good you are. It's how bad you want it" (or "Sometimes it's not about how good you are, but how bad you want it" is a motivational saying that has…
"Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Jonathan Mead of Paid to Exist…
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@AnnoyedGrlProb:…
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@AnnoyedGrlProb:…
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@AnnoyedGrlProb:…
"Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Sometimes we're tested. Not to show our weaknesses, but to discover our strengths" (or “Sometimes we’re tested, not to show our weakness, but to discover our strength") is…
"Sometimes we're tested. Not to show our weaknesses, but to discover our strengths" (or “Sometimes we’re tested, not to show our weakness, but to discover our strength") is…
"Sometimes you have to choose between planting roots and growing wings" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Should I stay or should I go?" is a…