"I named my eraser Confidence. Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make" is a joke that was posted on Reddit -- Cleanjokes on June 20, 2013. "Smaller and smaller" is…
"I need a maycation. I may come back and I may not" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Maycation" is a portmanteau of "may" and…
"I need a six month vacation, twice a year" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on August 22, 2010. "I NEED TO GO ON A SIX…
"I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed on Twitter on January 25, 2013. Twitter ☯ @suhlinggI…
A joke about scheduling an appointment was posted on Twitter by Marf on September 1, 2017: Me: I need a doctor's appointmentReceptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?Me: No I…
"I'm not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me" (or "I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying…
"I need some kinda cation... vacation... staycation... medication..." (or "I need some kind of cation... vacation... staycation... medication...") is a jocular saying that has…
"I need some kinda cation... vacation... staycation... medication..." (or "I need some kind of cation... vacation... staycation... medication...") is a jocular saying that has…
"I need some kinda cation... vacation... staycation... medication..." (or "I need some kind of cation... vacation... staycation... medication...") is a jocular saying that has…
"I need to find a hobby that doesn't include eating or buying things" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I need to find a hobby…
"I need to find a way to be asleep. but still get all my work done" is a jocular one-line work saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2010. TwitterAlex @superhiceeI…
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"I never dreamed about success. I worked for it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American businessperson Estée Lauder (1908-2004) -- born Josephine Esther…
"I never finish anyth" -- the word "anything" is unfinished -- is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "I never finish anyth” as been cited in…
"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts" -- a pun on "martial arts" --was posted on Twitter by The Untastic Mr. Fitz on July 15, 2012. "I never finish…
"I never question myself. Why should I start now?" is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by "KD" on July 1, 2010. The second sentence jokes on the first.…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused panic buying and shortages in toilet paper and hand sanitizer. "Two weeks left to stock up cookies! They're a lot easier to get than toilet…
Many people dislike Monday, which is the traditional start to the work week. "I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now... I dislike the whole week" is a jocular saying that has…
Many people dislike Monday, which is the traditional start to the work week. "I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now... I dislike the whole week" is a jocular saying that has…
"I once had a job drilling holes in wood. It was really boring" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on May 18, 1998. The pun plays on the two meanings of "boring."…