“I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me”
“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me” (or “I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me”) is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.
“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me” (shown on an image by Nanea Hoffman) was posted on Facebook by Sweatpants & Coffee on May 26, 2017. “I need coffee because morning people exist and keep trying to talk to me” was posted on X/Twitter by Elizabeth Flores on March 25, 2022.
Facebook
Sweatpants & Coffee
May 26, 2017 at 8:30 AM ·
Oh, morning people.
(“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me” is shown on an image by Nanea Hoffman of Sweatpants & Coffee.—ed.)
Facebook
Coffee, Cats ‘N Comfort
May 31, 2017 at 4:09 AM ·
I’m not a morning person.
I drink coffee because morning people exist
and they keep trying to talk to me.
X/Twitter
Zah CO
@Nano_Zah
Yeah, this seems accurate… My brain starts working around 10 am ☕️ #NeedCoffeeNow Via @SweatpantsCafe
(“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me” is shown on an image by Sweatpants & Coffee.—ed.)
7:22 AM · Jun 6, 2017
Facebook
Patsy Patricia Albert
July 11, 2017 at 6:44 AM ·
I’m not a morning person,I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me..GM😂😂
X/Twitter
Sheila Marie
@sheiibulanhagui
Im not a morning person. I drink coffee because “morning people exist” and they keep trying to… https://instagram.com/p/BdeGWltB7Ba/
9:19 PM · Jan 2, 2018
X/Twitter
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@ccannonauthor
I’m not a morning person. I drink #coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me. #CoffeeLovers #coffeeaddict #caffeine #SaturdayMorning #LOL
(The saying is also shown on an image by Sweatpants & Coffee.—ed.)
8:07 AM · Apr 28, 2018
X/Twitter
Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
I’m not a morning person. I drink #Coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me.
(The saying is also shown on an image by Sweatpants & Coffee.—ed.)
6:21 AM · Jun 29, 2019 from Dunbar, PA
X/Twitter
Elizabeth Flores
@Eli_FloresR
I need coffee because morning people exist and keep trying to talk to me.
11:11 AM · Mar 25, 2022
X/Twitter
Agnieszka Górecka🇵🇱🇪🇺
@trsgrob
“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me.”
#morningcoffee
4:05 AM · Aug 4, 2022
X/Twitter
shannon white-metz
@HRH_Sarchasm
I need #coffee because morning people exist and they keep talking to me.
8:10 AM · Feb 15, 2024 from Hurricane, WV·
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
(“I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me” is shown on an image.—ed.)
6:57 AM · Mar 26, 2025