“I need to find a way to be asleep, but still get all my work done”

“I need to find a way to be asleep. but still get all my work done” is a jocular one-line work saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2010.
 
   
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Alex‏
@superhicee
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done…
4:50 AM - 9 Dec 2010
 
Twitter
Fee‏
@_feebags_
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done
5:20 AM - 9 Dec 2010
 
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Lauren‏
@pooter50
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
10:03 AM - 9 Dec 2010
 
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Robert‏
@giganut
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done. http://ow.ly/9IWqg  #lol #F4F #RT #TFB #USA #UK #lmao #NYC #funny
1:32 AM - 19 May 2012
 
Funny Status
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all…
July 16, 2013 Work Status Updates
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
 
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Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
4:15 PM - 30 May 2017