“Who can drink 2 liters of gasoline?”/“Jerry can.”
"Jerrycan" (a liquid container) is sometimes given "Jerry can" riddles. "Do you know who can drink 20L of water? Jerry can" was posted on Twitter by Kester Tay on…
“Who can drink 20 liters of gasoline?”/“Jerry can.”
"Jerrycan" (a liquid container) is sometimes given "Jerry can" riddles. "Do you know who can drink 20L of water? Jerry can" was posted on Twitter by Kester Tay on…
“Who earns a living by driving customers away?”/“A taxi driver.”
A transportation riddle is: Q: Who earns a living by driving customers away?A: A taxi driver. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1955. 4 December 1955, South China Sunday Post-Herald…
“Why are airplanes so hard to see?”/“Because they’re in disguise.”
"Disguise" can sound like "de skies" (the skies). A pun is: Q: Why are airplanes so hard to see?A: Because they're in disguise. The joke was posted on Twitter by…
“Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?”
"Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?" asked American author Richard Lederer in "English Is A Crazy Language," an essay…
“Why are women and children evacuated first?” (joke)
A one-line saying about evacuating women and children first (during a disaster, such as a sinking ship) has been printed on several images: "During a disaster we evacuate women and children…
“Why are you staring at my bumper sticker?” (bumper sticker)
"Why are you staring at my bumper (sticker)?" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Why are you staring at my bumper sticker?" was printed in the…
“Why are you staring at my bumper? You pervert!” (bumper sticker)
"Why are you staring at my bumper (sticker)?" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Why are you staring at my bumper sticker?" was printed in the…
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel”
A popular story about New York Yankees catcher Yogi Berra (1925-2015) is from 1950, when the team was on a road trip. Another teammate took a look at Yogi's shabby bag and suggested that he…
“Why did the helicopter trainee fail on his first flight?”/“He was cold, so he turned the fan off.”
A helicopter riddle is: Q: Why did the helicopter trainee fail on his first flight?A: He was cold, so he turned the fan off. A Polish joke version is: Q: Did you hear about the Polish helicopter…
“Why did the pilot blush?”/“Because he saw the airstrip.”
"Airstrip" shouldn't be confused with "air strip," but there are jokes. Sometimes the airplane blushes and sometimes the pilot blushes. "Mrs. Sehmi: Why did the…
“Why didn’t you take the bus?” (joke)
A joke about a man who steals a car to get to work is: JUDGE: Why did you steal the car? MAN: I had to get to work.JUDGE: Why didn't you take the bus? MAN: I don't have a driver's…
“Why do beers on airplanes cost so much?”/“You’re paying for the atmosphere.”
The food and drinks served on airplanes can be expensive, and there's a joke: Q: Why do beers on airplanes cost so much?A: You're paying for the atmosphere. The joke was cited on Reddit…
“Why do Uber drivers skip the gym?”/“Because they aren’t trying to Lyft.”
A joke about the transportation companies Uber and Lyft is: Q: Why do Uber drivers skip the gym?A: Because they aren't trying to Lyft. The joke was posted on Twitter on July 26, 2017.…
“Why does the cost of everything feel like we are shopping in an airport. Everything is so expensive”
"Is it just me or does everything cost like we're shopping in an airport now?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Airport shopping is usually very expensive.…
“Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?”/“Twirly.”
A helicopter riddle is: Q: Why don't helicopters fly in the morning?A: Twirly "Twirly" sounds like "too early." The joke is from Reddit-Jokes by MoeBacon4246 on June 3,…
“Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?”
"Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Why i gotta put a seatbelt on but the…
“Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when your car barely moves?”
"Rush hour" was named because people rush out of their homes to their workplaces in the morning, or out of their workplaces to their homes in the late afternoon. Traffic is usually at its…
“Why is it so hard to recognize a pilot?”/“They always travel in disguise.”
"Disguise" can sound like "de skies" (the skies). A pun is: Q: Why is it so hard to recognize a pilot?A: They always travel in disguise. The joke was posted on Reddit --…
“Why is Peter Pan always flying?”/“Because he never lands.”
A popular joke (sometimes told at airports) is: Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?A: Because he never lands. "Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can Neverland!" was posted on a…