“Smoke tires, not drugs” (bumper sticker)
"Smoke tires, not drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images, especially bumper stickers. The tires "smoke" by fast driving. "I favorited a YouTube…
“Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply’”
New Yorkers have been known to curse. New York-born Woody Allen said in his standup comedy act (about 1964): "I don't know what else to tell you about myself, I was a writer and an actor,…
“Someone complimented my parking, leaving a note saying ‘Parking Fine’”
A popular parking joke is: "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, It said 'Parking Fine.' So that was…
“Sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness”
"Sometimes I think I’m reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don’t know what temperature to use to get rid of it”
No every car driver knows how to defog a windshield properly, and it can get frustrating. This was posted on X/Twitter by Ashley DeNofa on July 22, 2018, and it received over 16,000 likes:…
“Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”
"Sometimes I text while I'm driving. I know it's dangerous, but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. #sickipedia" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on…
“Sometimes I text while I’m driving. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”
"Sometimes I text while I'm driving. I know it's dangerous, but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. #sickipedia" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on…
“Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions”
"Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I wondering what happened to the people…
“Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish”
"Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit…
“Sorry for driving so close in front of you” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving so close in front of you" is a jocular saying about tailgating that has been printed on many bumper stickers. The bumper sticker saying has been cited in print since at…
“Sorry for driving the speed limit. Some of us have warrants” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
“Sorry for going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
“Stop killing air to make airplanes” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Stop killing air to make airports” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Strong. Light. Cheap. Pick Two” (mountain bike adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Keith BontragerKeith Bontrager (/bɒnˈtreɪɡər/; born December 18, 1954) is a motorcycle racer who became a pioneer in the development of the modern mountain…
“Subaru spelled backwards is ‘u r a bus’”
Subaru is a Japanese automaker. Many people have noticed that "Subaru" spelled backwards is "u r a bus" (you are a bus). "Billy Sage says that for economy you can't…
“Subway implies the existence of both domway and switchway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway implies the existence of Domway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subways imply the existence of domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Take a local, take an express, don’t get off ‘til you reach success”
"Take a local, take an express, don't get off 'til you reach success" is a motivational rhyme that was printed in The Echo (New Lebanon, NY) on March 6, 1951. It refers to local…