“Ticket inspectors… You’ve got to hand it to them”
The expression "you've got to hand it to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "You've got to…
“Time to spare? Go by air.” (aviation saying)
Early aviation had so many weather and mechanical delays that someone thought up a popular saying -- "Time to spare? Go by air." "Small wonder his theme song is 'with time to…
“To people who put antlers and a nose on their car for Christmas: You can’t trick me. That’s a car!”
"To people who put antlers and a nose on their car for Christmas: You can't trick me. I know it's a car!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biggest holiday…
“Today my car clock is right again. My patience has finally paid off”
"Today my car clock is right again. My patience has finally paid off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker never changed the car clock an hour…
“Trains are just boring rollercoasters”
Trains have been compared to rollercoasters. "Commuter trains are really just boring roller coasters" was posted on Twitter on September 21, 2011. "Trains... Slow boring…
“Trains are just horizontal elevators” (“Trains are just sideways elevators”)
Trains have been compared to elevators. "Trains are like long sideways elevators...#ThoughtsinaLift" was posted on Twitter on July 18, 2012. "Trains are just sideways elevators"…
“Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety, but with even more baggage”
"Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with more baggage" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on October 2, 2021. "Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with…
“Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety, but with more baggage”
"Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with more baggage" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on October 2, 2021. "Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with…
“Traveling is like sitting in a moving waiting room”
Various forms of transportation have been described as "a moving waiting room." "Traveling is kind of like sitting in a moving waiting room" was posted on Reddit --…
“Trunk or Treat” (“trick or treat” from a vehicle’s trunk)
"Trunk or Treat" is a variation of "trick or treat" from a vehicle's trunk. Google Groups: alt.religion.mormon Whats "appropriate" in the chapel??…
“Turbulence is the pot hole of the sky”
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
“Turbulence is the pothole of the sky”
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
“Turn the key, be idle free” (anti-idling slogan)
"Turn the/your key, be idle free" is a slogan of anti-idling campaigns, encouraging drivers to turn off their engines when the vehicle is not moving. "Be idle free! Turn off the…
“Turning to the person next to me and saying ‘thanks for nothing’ as I get off the train”
Many people have their own ideas about train etiquette. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Carney on Septembe 19, 2024, and received over 73,000 likes: "Turning to the person next to me and…
“TV said if I get all my booster shots, eat bugs, and get an electric car that the weather would get gooder”
"The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder" is a popular meme. The meme shows the Ralph Wiggum character from the animated…
“Underground trains are subways. Elevated trains are domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Unpopular opinion: Car insurances should give us back some money at the end of the year for having no accidents”
"Unpopular opinion: Car insurances should give us back some money at the end of the year for having no accidents" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Good drivers who…
“Using your turn signal is not ‘giving information to the enemy’”
Many people are reluctant to use turn signals while driving. "Using your turn signal is not 'giving information to the enemy'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson” (bumper sticker)
Smith & Wesson is a firearms manufacturer. A popular bumper sticker is "This Car/Vehicle Is Insured By Smith & Wesson" -- that is, the driver carries a Smith & Wesson firearm…
“WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason” (bumper sticker)
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…