“What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ sticker…”
“Honk if you love Jesus” is a popular bumper sticker that has been cited in print since at least 1971. A question was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian-teen on March 28, 1999:
“What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker and that car doesn’t move when the traffic light turns green?”
In February 2020, a meme with a The Twilight Zone theme was posted on Facebook:
“Imagine, if you will, an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker.”
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What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker and that car doesn’t move when the traffic light turns green?
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“I Fail to Miss Your Point”:
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What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker and that car doesn’t move when the traffic light turns green?
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Tim Thornton
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What does an atheist do when behind a car with “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker and that car doesn’t move when light turns green?
8:56 PM · May 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Bubbles Human
@Bubblesandme
What does an atheist do if hes behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker and the car dont move when light turns green?
3:42 PM · Jan 30, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Danny Gokey
June 6, 2012 ·
I wonder what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light & had a bumper sticker on it that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
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Michael Nöthem
@mikandynothem
I wonder what an atheist does if stuck behind a car not moving at a green light that has a bumper sticker saying, “Honk if you love Jesus”?
11:00 AM · Jul 17, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Christian Humor
April 2, 2019 ·
Spiritual Dilemma: What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker, and that car refuses to move when the light turns green? 🤔
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Roger Quay
February 24, 2020 at 3:07 PM ·
said in your best Rod Sterling voice.
(you know of Twilight Zone Fame)
“imagine if you will an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a Honk if you Love Jesus bumper sticker”.
i couldn’t share the MEME so i stole the parts the parts i liked.
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Glenn
@Shenaniglenns
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| HONK IF YOU |
| LOVE JESUS |
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Atheist goose:
4:18 PM · Feb 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Ralph Egyud
February 24, 2020 at 5:31 PM ·
It’s been a while since I had one of those instances where two posts appear consecutively on my newsfeed that are just perfect for each other. And then today…
Post #1: (Twilight Zone meme) “Imagine, if you will, an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker.”
Very next post: “Most Christians are waiting at a green light when Jesus has already said “go”. “
You just can’t make this stuff up!
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Josh Spencer Flag of United States
@JoshSpencer503
Imagine if you will….
...an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker
2:01 AM · Feb 26, 2020·Twitter for Android