“Coffee or tea?” / “Coffee.” / “Wrong, it’s tea.”

A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking “Coffee of tea?”
 
Flight attendant: “Coffee or tea?”
Passenger: “Coffee.”
Flight attendant: “Wrong, it’s tea.”

 
That is, the flight attendant was not asking what the passenger preferred to have, but what was in the pot. If the passengers says “Tea,” another joke version goes, the flight attendant answers, “Wrong, it’s coffee.” The question “Coffee or tea?” is also sometimes asked as “Tea or coffee?” The joke has been printed on many images.
     
. The “Tea or coffee?” /  “Tea.” / “Wrong, it’s coffee” version was posted on Facebook by Raj Ballav Koirala on April 24, 2015.
. The “Coffee or tea?” / “Coffee.” / “Wrong, it’s tea” version was posted on X/Twitter by 영웅이재중 on August 4, 2015.
. The “Tea or coffee?” / “Coffee.” / “Wrong, it’s tea” version was posted on Facebook by Delfim Miranda on March 27, 2017.
. The “Coffee or tea?” / “Tea.” / “Wrong, it’s coffee” version was posted on X/Twitter by ポークライス 🐽 on March 15, 2020.
 
       
Facebook
Raj Ballav Koirala
April 24, 2015 at 9:19 AM ·
Tea or Coffee.
Tea.
Wrong. It’s coffee.
 
X/Twitter
영웅이재중
@fdyane
“aaah I see you are awake. Coffee or tea?”
“Coffee”
“Wrong. It’s tea”
5:56 PM · Aug 4, 2015
 
X/Twitter
PΔDILLΔ
@PadillaPedro
Flight attendant- Coffee or tea, sir?
Me- Coffee.
Flight attendant- wrong, it’s tea.
11:38 AM · Dec 24, 2015
 
X/Twitter 
sarcasm daily
@SBKPIL
*Life in a Nutshell*
Air hostess: Coffee or tea?
Me: Coffee
Air hostess: Wrong. It’s tea. There you go.
8:57 AM · Sep 11, 2016
 
X/Twitter
FATFA
@whirlphool
PIA Air hostess: Tea or Coffee?
Passenger: Tea
Air hostess: wrong - it’s coffee today
@norbalm
1:33 AM · Sep 22, 2016
         
Facebook
Ian Chang
January 7, 2017 at 11:09 PM ·
X: Coffee or tea?
Y: Coffee
X: Wrong answer, it’s tea
   
Facebook
Ingrid de Zwart
February 22, 2017 at 10:33 AM ·
“Coffee or tea?”
“Coffee.”
“Wrong. It’s tea.”
#bored
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Delfim Miranda
March 27, 2017 at 2:32 PM ·
- Tea or Coffee?
- Coffee!
- Wrong! It’s Tea!
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
rd 🌐
@adiashrafff
stewardess : Sir , coffee or Tea ?
Man       : Coffee please .
stewardess : Wrong , its Tea .
11:59 PM · Apr 17, 2017
   
Reddit—Memes
Reeflifer—July 25, 2018
Coffee or tea?
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
coffee or tea?
coffee
wrong it’s tea
 
X/Twitter
pretz 🍉
@mdshahruls
“Coffee or tea”?
“Coffee please “
“Wrong its tea”
3:28 AM · Jul 29, 2018
 
X/Twitter
Allan
@AllanBett_
Waiter: Coffee or tea?
Me: Coffee…
Waiter: Wrong, its tea…
12:25 PM · Jul 30, 2018
     
Facebook
George Chiou
October 3, 2018 at 7:53 PM ·
Coffee, or tea?
Coffee!
Wrong answer.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
tatum
@gaytimetravel
dave: coffee or tea
kar: COFFEE
dave: wrong its tea
9:06 PM · Oct 8, 2018
   
X/Twitter
N I T E S H ❁
@RoflNitesh_
Air Hostess - sir coffee or tea
Me- coffee
Air Hostess - wrong its tea
Me - 🙄😏😩
9:18 AM · Jul 19, 2019
 
X/Twitter
ポークライス 🐽
@tsukiikage
futakuchi working at a cafe
futakuchi: coffee or tea?
oikawa: tea please
futakuchi: WRONG ITS COFFEE
3:09 AM · Mar 15, 2020
     
X/Twitter
🌈🥳뚫참🌈🥳
@TTCM_sic
tea or coffee?
coffee.
wrong it’s tea
4:24 AM · Apr 18, 2020
   
X/Twitter
Toshki
@BatonGovori
-Tea or coffee?
+Tea
-Wrong, it’s coffee.
3:21 AM · May 8, 2020
   
America’s Best Pics and Videos
thicc_fellowGroups_2020
8 oct 2020
Coffee. Wrong. It’s tea.
   
America’s Best Pics and Videos
near_punhubonline_2_2020
7 jan 2022
Coffee or tea? Wrong. It’s tea. er
 
X/Twitter
miao 🏮
@hetchrome
Emet: tea or coffee?
Miao: tea
Emet: wrong it’s coffee
 
Lethe: tea or coffee?
Hades: coffee
Lethe: wrong it’s tea
5:12 AM · Mar 26, 2022
   
iFunny
funny_cautiouspuns_2021
5 apr 2022
Coffee or tea? Wrong. It’s tea.
   
iFunny
Thewonderer
19 may 2023
Coffee or tea’? Wrong. It’s tea
   
iFunny
freethinkerfreespeaker
23 dec 2023
Coffee or tea? I Wrong. It’s tea
 
X/Twitter
Noah ✩˚ ༘ 🍉💚 (CHECK PINNED📍)
@krowbits
Coffee or Tea?
oh tea please.
Wrong, its coffee.
3:00 AM · Dec 24, 2023
     
X/Twitter
Ray₍ᐢ.‸.ᐢ₎
@RhymeWithRay
“Tea or coffee?”
“Tea”
“Wrong it’s coffee-“
10:59 PM · Apr 3, 2024
 
X/Twitter
지저스텔레
@jesustelle8d
Dr.Ratio: Coffee or Tea?
Aventurine: Coffee sounds good~
Dr.Ratio: Wrong. It’s tea.
6:31 PM · Apr 15, 2024
 
X/Twitter
SAGK incorrect quotes
@SAGKchaos
Fini, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Poppy: Tea.
Fini: Wrong. It’s coffee.
2:34 AM · Apr 19, 2024