“November don’t got afternoons, just been morning & night”
It gets dark early in November. "November don't got afternoons, just been morning & night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "november dont got afternoons,…
“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“October, November and December feels like the Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the year”
The months of October, November and December have the holidays Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, and often go by fast, like the weekend days of Friday, Saturday and Sunday. "October…
“Oh Friday, let me hug you”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh Friday! Let me hug u!”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh my gourd, I love fall”
"Oh my gourd, I love fall" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh my gourd" is a pun on "Oh my God" (OMG). "News headline 'Oh my…
“Oh, so astrology ain’t real but a groundhog tells the weather”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“Oh, so astrology isn’t real but a groundhog tells the weather? OK”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“On Groundhog Day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the old year out”
"On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the Old Year Out and the New Year In. I think this year deserves the doors, windows, and garage doors to be…
“On Saturdays we wear pajamas”
"On Saturdays we wear pajamas" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. This is in contrast to the work week, when many people wear suits. "On saturdays we wear…
“Once the weather gets warmer, I’ll be unstoppable. Unless it gets too warm. Then I’ll be stoppable again”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, ‘Sorry, my fault’”
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said, 'Sorry, my fault'" is a science joke that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“One.”/“How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?”
A time travel riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 20, 2015: "One.""How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?" Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/[deleted] March 20,…
“Out with the old, in with the new. Cheers to the future and all that we do”
"Out with the old, in with the new. Cheers to the future and all that we do" is a new year's toast that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Out with the…
“People couldn’t start a conversation if the weather didn’t change”
A common observation is that, without the weather, people would have nothing to talk about. "How would people start a conversation if it were not for the weather?" was cited in 1912.…
“People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew”
"Dew" shouldn't be confused with "do," but there are jokes. "People don't think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew" was posted on Twitter by…
“People often say ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell and, looking at it now, I see why”
"The phrase ‘i see why’ forms the letters I, C, and Y, which, when put together, spell the word’ icy’. this world is full of beauty" is an observation that was posted on Twitter…
“People say ‘time heals all wounds,’ but have you ever seen a clock perform surgery?”
"Time heals all wounds" is an old saying that might or might not be true. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Princess Buttercup on May 23, 2014, and it received over 7,500 likes:…