“Oh Friday! Let me hug u!”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh my gourd, I love fall”
"Oh my gourd, I love fall" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh my gourd" is a pun on "Oh my God" (OMG). "News headline 'Oh my…
“Oh, so astrology ain’t real but a groundhog tells the weather”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“Oh, so astrology isn’t real but a groundhog tells the weather? OK”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“On Groundhog Day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls”
Many people ridicule astrology as fake science, but in astrology's defense, some people point out that others believe that a groundhog can predict the weather. This is often pointed out on…
“On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the old year out”
"On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the Old Year Out and the New Year In. I think this year deserves the doors, windows, and garage doors to be…
“On Saturdays we wear pajamas”
"On Saturdays we wear pajamas" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. This is in contrast to the work week, when many people wear suits. "On saturdays we wear…
“Once the weather gets warmer, I’ll be unstoppable. Unless it gets too warm. Then I’ll be stoppable again”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, ‘Sorry, my fault’”
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said, 'Sorry, my fault'" is a science joke that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“One.”/“How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?”
A time travel riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 20, 2015: "One.""How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?" Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/[deleted] March 20,…
“Out with the old, in with the new. Cheers to the future and all that we do”
"Out with the old, in with the new. Cheers to the future and all that we do" is a new year's toast that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Out with the…
“People couldn’t start a conversation if the weather didn’t change”
A common observation is that, without the weather, people would have nothing to talk about. "How would people start a conversation if it were not for the weather?" was cited in 1912.…
“People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew”
"Dew" shouldn't be confused with "do," but there are jokes. "People don't think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew" was posted on Twitter by…
“People often say ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell and, looking at it now, I see why”
"The phrase ‘i see why’ forms the letters I, C, and Y, which, when put together, spell the word’ icy’. this world is full of beauty" is an observation that was posted on Twitter…
“People say ‘time heals all wounds,’ but have you ever seen a clock perform surgery?”
"Time heals all wounds" is an old saying that might or might not be true. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Princess Buttercup on May 23, 2014, and it received over 7,500 likes:…
“People say time is money. Well, I don’t buy that for a second”
"Time is money" is a proverb that was popularized by Benjamin Franklin (1705-1790). A joke was posted by Steven W Skinner on Twitter on January 18, 2016: "People say time is money-…
“People think grass don’t be wet in the morning, but it dew”
"Dew" shouldn't be confused with "do," but there are jokes. "People don't think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew" was posted on Twitter by…
“People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event”
"People treat New Year's like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow" is a jocular New Year's saying…
“People who haven’t pooped yet today, why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?”
"People who haven’t pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?" was posted on Reddit -- AskReddit on January 1, 2019, and went viral (over 220,000 likes). The…