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"Snowmen come/fall from heaven unassembled" is a winter saying that has been printed on many holiday cards. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2001 and is of unknown…
"Snowmen come/fall from heaven unassembled" is a winter saying that has been printed on many holiday cards. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2001 and is of unknown…
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
Many people don't like winter, but they do enjoy Christmas. "I feel like after Christmas and new years there is no point of it being cold anymore. It should skip straight to spring"…
Many people get special glasses to view an eclipse. But then, what happens to the glasses? "For sale: Eclipse glasses. Only used once" was posted on Facebook by Victor Montoya on May 20,…
People get tired working during the week, but Friday perks many people up. "Somehow, I feel all the tiredness vanishes when Friday night begins.🤔" was posted on Facebook by Kingston…
"Fall" can mean "autumn," but it can also mean something or someone who descended quickly. "Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realize…
"Time heals all wounds" is an old saying that might or might not be true. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Princess Buttercup on May 23, 2014, and it received over 7,500 likes:…
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
"Time heals all wounds" is an old saying that might or might not be true. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Princess Buttercup on May 23, 2014, and it received over 7,500 likes:…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLipstickKARO'S EFFECT@OsakaromenSomeone wrote a book on clocks?It's about time!4:12 PM · Jun 12, 2019·Twitter for Android Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by…
"Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside" -- very hot -- is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by mark on July…
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
"Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June" was printed in…
"Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where the flowers is" is a jocular spring poem that has often been called the "Brooklyn National Anthem." "Spring has sprung,…
"Spring is a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be" is a spring saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can…
"Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying about getting in shape…
"Spring is here! I'm so excited I wet my plants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Local garden center sign reads: 'We're so excited for…
"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been cited in print since at least July 1991, when a…
A poem about spring is: "Spring is not the best of seasons. Cold and flu are two good reasons; Wind and rain and other sorrow,Warm today and cold tomorrow.Whoever said spring was romantic?The…