“Pretty rude that it’s not Friday, but ok”
"Pretty rude that it's not Friday, but ok" is a non-Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Very rude that it's not Friday" was posted on Twitter by KiKi…
“Pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan’s anus”
"Pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan's anus" is a jocular heat saying that has been printed on Someecards. "Pretty sure the heat index is…
“Purpose is an incredible alarm clock”
"Purpose is an incredible alarm clock" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Purpose is an amazing alarm clock. Shine bright today everybody" was…
“Reasons why fall is #1:...bugs have returned to hell where they belong”
Many people hate bugs. The bugs disappear in the winter season. "My favorite thing about the fall season is that BUGS HAVE RETURNED TO HELL WHERE THEY CAME FROM" was posted on Twitter by…
“Red wine doesn’t need to be refrigerated. Follow me for more hurricane tips”
"Hurricane Reminder: Red wine doesn't need to be refrigerated" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hurricane tip: Red wine does not need to be…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 2nd”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother’s Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?”
"Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?" is a May saying that has been printed on many images. "Cinco de mayo,…
“Roman numerals to be phased out—not on my watch”
Some people like Roman numerals (and have them on a wristwatch), and others don't like Roman numerals. "Roman Numerals? Not on my watch!" was posted on Twitter by Vadim Revzin on…
“Roman numerals? Not on my watch”
Some people like Roman numerals (and have them on a wristwatch), and others don't like Roman numerals. "Roman Numerals? Not on my watch!" was posted on Twitter by Vadim Revzin on…
“Saturday—the day kids jump out of bed at 6am”
"Saturday. The day kids jump out of bed at 6am with all of the energy they claimed they didn't have all week long" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. "Why is…
“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling”
"Saturdays are for adventure(s); Sundays are for cuddling" is a weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "Saturdays are for ADVENTURES!" was cited on a blog on…
“Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold”
Many people greet the cold weather by saying, "Fuck, it's cold!" "Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold" was posted on Twitter by 30andTired on December 11,…
“Scientists turn back time and end up with ‘emit’”
Scottish-born Canadian actor and improvisational comedian Colin Mochrie, playing a weird newscaster, said on the UK television show Whose Line Is It Anyway? on August 6, 2013: "Our top story:…
“Scientists warn… Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price”
"Scientists warn... Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The…
“Season’s bleatings. Fleece on earth. Good wool to men”
People say "Season's Greetings!" at the end of the year. A sheep riddle was printed in 1993: "QUESTION: What do sheep say at Christmas? ANSWER: Season's Bleatings." A…
“See life through the lens of a Sunday morning and everything will be easy”
"See life through the lens of a Sunday morning and everything will be easy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "See life through the lens of a Sunday morning and…
“See you later, alligator; after a while, crocodile”
"See you later, alligator!""After a while, crocodile!" "See you later, alligator!" is 1950s teen slang for "goodbye." "After a while, crocodile"…
“September ended. Somebody wake up that guy from Green Day” (October 1 joke)
"Wake Me Up When September Ends" is a 2005 acoustic ballad by American rock band Green Day. "September ended. Somebody wake up that guy from Green Day" is a popular October 1st…