“Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much”
"Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much" (shown on an image) was posted on the Facebook group "Beach Bunny’s coffee addiction" on February 3, 2025. Monday is…
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”
"Mondays are the potholes in the road of life" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originated in the newspaper comic strip "Ziggy" by Tom…
“Mondays should be given a restraining order”
"Mondays should be given a restraining order" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "MAXINE - Mondays should be given a restraining order. http://fb.me/20jX13cMj"…
“Mondays: The only day you can wear the exact same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing”
"Mondays: The only day you can wear the exact same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the people you see…
“Mornings are better with coffee”
"Mornings are better with coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "eureka moment — mornings are better with coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by fatped…
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation”
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Evenings are for coffee and contemplation" is a variation. In the American science…
“Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon”
"Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mornings were made for sleeping , wild sex, and bacon.. But I'm not…
“Mornings without coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mornings without good coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of Spring…”
"Mother Nature apologizes for the lateness of Spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop and ask for directions" is a jocular saying (popular on cold days in April and May) that…
“Mother Nature just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
“Must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir” (drought joke)
During a drought, reservoirs dry up. People often discover things in the reservoir that had previously been hidden under the water. A joke was posted on Twitter by Legs on August 14, 2021, and…
“My air conditioner broke today, and I totally lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“My air conditioner broke. I lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“My body fat is not keeping me warm”
Many people gain an extra layer of fat in the wintertime. They rationalize that the fat will at least keep them warm, but they often still feel cold. "and why isn't the layer of fat that…
“My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday. I have a weekend immune system”
"Weakened immune system" shouldn't be confused with "weekend immune system," but there are jokes. "I'm intrigued by the 'weekend immune system'. Does…
“My brother ate a Rolex because I told him ‘watch his mouth’”
A Rolex is an expensive watch. "My brother ate a Rolex cause I told him 'watch his mouth'" is from a short rap video that was posted on Twitter by Girlhefunnyaf4 on September…
“My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning”
"My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My dogs are the reason…
“My favorite color is October”
"My favorite color is October" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. Fall foliage can display many different colors. "Photo: October is my favorite color :D…
“My favorite holiday is Saturday”
"My favorite holiday is Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite holiday is Saturday" (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on…