“Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled”

“Snowmen come/fall from heaven unassembled” is a winter saying that has been printed on many holiday cards. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2001 and is of unknown authorship.
   
“Snowflakes are kisses from heaven” is a related winter saying.
 
 
17 March 2001, Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester, NY), “Snow hangs on for spring” by Kevin Williams, pg. 6B, col. 1:
“Snowmen fall from Heaven…
unassembled.”
—Anonymous
 
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20-11-2001, 04:43
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snowmen fall from heaven unassembled
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12/13/01
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Linda
“Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.”
   
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1/4/02
Snowmen Come From Heaven Unassembled!
 
19 March 2002, The Pantagraph (Bloomington, IL), Bill Flick column, pg. D1, col. 1:
Best marquee message
As it appeared one recent, wintry day in front of one B-N business:
 
“Snowmen fall from
Heaven unassembled.”

 
18 December 2002, The Courier-News (Bridgewater, NJ), “Santa gets help from unlikely source” by Carol Zepp, pg. 17, col. 2:
The back of her shirts said “Snowmen come from heaven unassembled.”
 
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Read This; It’s Funny!!:
A Laughable E-Mail Collection

By Carl E. Knox
Portland, OR: OCGI
2003
Pg. 191:
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
 
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Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Cerberus Is Dead
3/25/03
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
 
9 December 2007, Atlanta (GA) Journal-Constitution, “Sunday Vent,” pg. D2:
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.
 
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elizabite
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.
10:00 AM - 4 Jan 2008
 
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Barb Evenson
‏@BarBerrE
@NathanFillion did you know that snowmen come unassembled from heaven?
9:31 PM - 19 Nov 2009
 
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Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things
By Stephen Motway
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2011
Pg. 108:
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.
 
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Essential Jokes:
For Ice Breaking Moments

By Patrick Nafzger
BookBaby
2013
Pg. ?:
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.