“Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high”
Parking tickets are usually --but not always -- placed under windshield wipers. "Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high" is a jocular parking saying that has been printed on…
“Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels…”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Bleecker Street is not located midway between Bleeck Street and Bleeckest Street”
Bleecker Street, in Manhattan, is named after the Bleecker family that once had a farm there. There is no Bleeck Street or Bleeckest Street, but there are jokes. "NYC tip: It turns out that…
“Broadway implies the existence of a Narroway”
There is a street called Broadway, and some people believe that this implies the existence of a "Narroway" or "Narrowway." "Broadway should be called Narrowway" was…
“Broadway implies the existence of a Narrowway”
There is a street called Broadway, and some people believe that this implies the existence of a "Narroway" or "Narrowway." "Broadway should be called Narrowway" was…
“Broadway’s a great street when you’re going up. When you’re going down — take Sixth Avenue.”
"Broadway's a great street when you're going up. When you're going down — take Sixth Avenue." This once-famous line refers to fortunes in the Broadway theatres and was…
“Broomstick parking only. All others will be toad”
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
“Building cul-de-sacs is a dead end job”
A dead end street is sometimes called a cul-de-sac. There are several cul-de-sac jokes relating to a "dead end job." "I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was dead end job..."…
“Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money”
"Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 11,…
“ConEd, y’all must be adding the street lights to my bill”
"I feel like they are adding street lights to my electric bill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the electric bill is expensive. Various energy companies have…
“Couldn’t believe dad stole from his road worker job. But when I got home, all the signs were there”
"I never wanted to believe that my dad stole from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2011. The joke…
“Cul-de-sac is just a fancy word for dead end”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Garrett Maxwell @G_For_Free cul-de-sac is just a fancy shmancy word for "dead end" 10:56 PM · Jan 24, 2011 X/Twitter Master Rahool @daednixrb fun fact:…
“Did you see the arrows?”/“I didn’t even see the Indians!” (one-way street)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterStone Faith Patriot@iStonesReplying to @SugarJones@sugarjones You know, the driver's wife was saying the SAME thing! "Didn't u see the…
“Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations”
"Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 24, 2013, and is of unknown…
“Every parking needs a parqueen”
There is "parking," but no "parqueen." The two terms have been printed on several images. "The opposite of parking. Parqueen" was posted on Twitter by Rad Luke on May…
“Excuse me, how do I get to a hospital quickly?”/“Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.”
A hospital joke is: Stranger: "Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"Me: "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while." That is, the person standing in the…
“Frog parking only. All others will be toad”
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
“Have you ever had to park like an asshole because the person next to you parked like an asshole?”
Sometimes a car parked imperfectly (over painted lines, for example) can cause other cars to park imperfectly. "I hate when you have to park like an idiot bc the person next to you parked like…
“Hey girl, are you a parked car?” (joke)
Parked cars usually don't get into accidents, but there is a joke. "Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that" was posted on Twitter by "Mall…
“Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?” (joke)
"Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you" is a jocular pickup line that has been printed on many images. "Are you a parking ticket? B/c…