“Excuse me, how do I get to a hospital quickly?”/“Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.”
A hospital joke is:
Stranger: “Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?”
Me: “Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.”
That is, the person standing in the middle of the road will be hit by a car and—presumably—be taken quickly to a hospital. A slightly different form of the joke was posted on Twitter by ganesh vasupalli on July 10, 2011.
Twitter
ganesh vasupalli
@ganeshvasupalli
!!!!!!
Raghu: How Can I Get To Hospital Quickly?
Ramu: Stand In The Middle Of The Road…..
11:22 PM · Jul 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
jokes and Disses
@jokesAndDisses
Peter:’ How can I get to hospital quickly?’. Smart Alec:’ Stand in the middle of the road.’
2:11 PM · Aug 15, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
G-FORCE
@g_force88
Pappu : how can I get to hospital quickly, gappu : stand in the middle of the road
12:08 AM · Nov 28, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
Motaz Ibrahim
@7otaz1998
#motaz One said Juha : What is the nearest to the hospital by Juha said : Stand in the middle of the street and you will reach quickly Hahah
12:28 AM · Jul 2, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
- TREVOR TWIZZY
@TrevorTwizzy
- “Excuse me, how to I get to the Hospital Quickly?”
- “Just Stand in the Middle of the Road for a while”
12:20 PM · Oct 12, 2016·Mobile Web (M2)
Twitter
AX
@SunkenPosiedon
Stranger: Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?
Me: Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.
😎
5:42 AM · Nov 22, 2016·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
u/bot_10 • Jun 5, 2017
Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?
Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.
Twitter
Nadya Kasyanova
@nadya_kasyanova
Guy came up to me: Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?
Me: Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.
4:40 PM · Jul 18, 2019·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Teebams 🌠🤡
@iam_bams
Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?
Just stand in the middle of the road for a while
5:32 PM · Dec 13, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/The_improviser January 25, 2020
Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?
Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.