“Hey girl, are you a parked car?” (joke)

Parked cars usually don’t get into accidents, but there is a joke. “Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that” was posted on Twitter by “Mall Santa (in training)”‏ on September 4, 2013.
 
“Damn girl, are you a parked car? Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that” was posted on Twitter by “Girl, are you…‏ ” on September 7, 2017.
 
“Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?” is a related joke.
   
         
Twitter
Mall Santa (in training)‏
@SortaBad
Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that
8:29 PM - 4 Sep 2013
 
Twitter
Chris‏
@chrismaffia
Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that
8:59 PM - 4 Sep 2013
 
Twitter
Michael Paul Dean II‏
@Michael_Dean2
Damn girl are you a parked car? Cuz I was trashed when I hit that 😂😂😂
9:24 PM - 4 Sep 2013 from Akron, OH
     
Twitter
Girl, are you…‏
@GirlAreYou
Damn girl, are you a parked car?
Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that.
1:31 PM - 7 Sep 2013
 
Twitter
Girl, are you…‏
@GirlAreYou
Damn girl, are you a parked car?
Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that.
7:00 PM - 21 May 2014
 
Reddit—Jokes
Damn girl are you a parked car?
submitted December 17, 2017 by Wtfisgoinonhere
Because I would have to be drunk as fuck to hit that