“We salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole”
"We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“We should legalize marijuana in every state and use the revenue to fix all the highways and roads. We’ll call it Operation Pot Hole”
"We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“We used to live on a very busy main road..” (joke)
When people say that they live on a very busy street, they do not usually mean living in the actual street -- but there are jokes. This joke was posted on Sickipedia in 2015 and 2017: "We used…
“What are people who back into parking spots trying to prove?”
People who back into parking spots are a peeve for many other people. "I can't help but think people who back into parking spots are just showing off" was posted on Twitter by…
“What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?” (joke)
A traffic light joke is: Q: What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?A: "Don't look! I'm changing!" The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993.…
“What do cars put on their toast?”/“Traffic jam.”
A car riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on May 9, 2006: Q: What does a car put on its toast? A: Traffic jam. "What do cars put on their toast? Traffic jam #BestJokeEver"…
“What do you call a chicken crossing the road?”/“Poultry in motion.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. One version is: Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?A:…
“What do you call a chicken that calculates how long it will take to cross the road?” (riddle)
A hen riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?A: A mathemachicken. "Mathemachicken" (mathematics + chicken) was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call an eternity?”/“Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.”
A popular "dumb blonde" joke is: Q: What do you call eternity?A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on March 30, 1994. Google…
“What do you do when you see a spaceman?”/“You park, man.”
A parking joke is: Q: What do you do when you see a space man?A: You park in it, man. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993. Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokesJoke made me laugh when…
“What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?”/“Run over.”
A highway riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?A: Run over. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on July 9, 1992. Google Groups: rec.humorClean Joke…
“What does a car put on its toast?”/“Traffic jam.”
A car riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on May 9, 2006: Q: What does a car put on its toast? A: Traffic jam. "What do cars put on their toast? Traffic jam #BestJokeEver"…
“What happens when frogs park illegally?”/“They get toad.”
A frog joke has been cited in print since at least 1982: Q: What happens to illegally parked frogs?A: They get "toad" (towed) away. The "toad" pun has been printed on many…
“What kind of candy does a sidewalk eat?”/“Pave-mint.”
Pavement contains no mint, except in "pave-mint"/"pavemint" jokes. "The freshest street in town is made of pave-mint" was posted on Twitter by Richard Backeberg on…
“What street in France do reindeer live on?”/“Rue Dolph.”
"Rue" is the French word for "street." A riddle about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 20, 2015: Q: Which street in France do reindeer…
“What streets do ghosts haunt?”/“Dead ends.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?A: Dead ends. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994. 5 March 1994, Toronto (ON) Star, "Riddles," pg. B6, col.…
“What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”/“You can’t get stuck in a traffic jelly.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 11, 2020: Q: What's the difference between jam and jelly?A: I ain't never been caught in a traffic jelly. There usually is no such thing as…
“When does the leprechaun cross the road?”/“When it’s green!”
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: When does the leprechaun cross the road?A: When it's green. "Why did the leprechaun cross the road? Because the light was green" was printed in the Los…
“When my father came to America he was told the streets were paved with gold…”
For many immigrants to the United States (and especially to New York, through the Ellis Island immigration station), American was thought to be the "Golden Land" of opportunity, where the…