"When you come to a fork in the road, take it" is a saying popularized by Yankee baseball Hall of Famer Yogi Berra (1925-2015). "When you come to a fork in the road, don't pick…
There are parking meters for cars. Will there be parking meteors for spaceships? "With space travel becoming so popular, a bar-fly at the Grinzing comes out with a sensible suggestion for a…
A road riddle is: Q: Where do cars get the most flat tires? A: Where there is a fork in the road. The "fork in the road" joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google…
"On squid row" is a pun on the expression "on skid row." "What happens to a guy who drinks like a fish? He winds up on squid row" was printed in a 1981 joke book.…
A camel riddle is: Q: Where do you park a camel?A: In a Camelot. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1965. Newspapers.com31 March 1965, The Austin News (Chicago, IL), "Just One…
"Rodents" sounds like "road dents." "Exterminators call pot holes 'road dents!!!'" was posted on Twitter on February 2, 2010. "Guys, be careful when you…
An NSFW riddle was posted on net.jokes on July 3, 1984: Q: Why do women park so close to the curb?A: Because all their life, they've been told that this is six inches: |----------| A different…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A toilet paper version is: Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Star Wars version is: Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A:…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. "To get to the other sigh" is an alternative punchline.…
An Easter version of the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" riddle is: Q: Why did the Jesus cross the road?A: Because he was nailed to the chicken! The joke has been cited in print…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions involving Jesus. “Why did Jesus cross…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions involving Jesus. “Why did Jesus cross…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions involving Jesus. “Why did Jesus cross…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions involving Jesus. “Why did Jesus cross…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Johnny Appleseed version is: Q: Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An accountant version is: Q: Why did the accountant cross the road?A:…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An accountant version is: Q: Why did the accountant cross the road?A:…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An accountant version is: Q: Why did the accountant cross the road?A:…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…