“Why did Jesus cross the road?”/“He saw a crosswalk.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions involving Jesus. “Why did Jesus cross…
“Why did Jesus cross the road?”/“To get a cross (across).”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions involving Jesus. “Why did Jesus cross…
“Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the road?”/“To get to the other cider!”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Johnny Appleseed version is: Q: Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the…
“Why did the accountant cross the road?”/“Because he did it last year.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An accountant version is: Q: Why did the accountant cross the road?A:…
“Why did the accountant cross the road?”/“So he could claim it on his travel expenses.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An accountant version is: Q: Why did the accountant cross the road?A:…
“Why did the accountant cross the road?”/“To bore the people on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An accountant version is: Q: Why did the accountant cross the road?A:…
“Why did the animal cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the artist cross the road?”/“To see from the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An artist version is: Q: Why did the artist cross the road? A: To see…
“Why did the atheist cross the road?”/“He thought there might be a street on the other side…”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An atheist version is: Q: Why didn't the atheist cross the…
“Why did the baby chick cross the road?”/“Because it was Take-Your-Child-to-Work Day.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions involve baby chicks. "why did n't the…
“Why did the baby chick cross the road?”/“To meet up with her Peeps.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions involve baby chicks. "why did n't the…
“Why did the bigamist cross the road?”/“To get to the other bride.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bigamist/polygamist version is: Q: Why did the bigamist/polygamist…
“Why did the birdwatcher cross the road?”/“To get to the other hide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Popular variants include "other hide" or "otter's…
“Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?”/“To go with the traffic jam.”
A "traffic jam" isn't made of jam, but there's a riddle: Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?A: To go with the traffic jam. The joke was posted on the newsgroup…
“Why did the cactus cross the road?”/“It was stuck to the chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cactus version is: Q: Why did the cactus cross the road? A: It was…
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?”/“He saw some American do it on TV.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Canadian version is: Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?A: He…
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?”/“To get to the middle.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a joke cited in print since at least 1847. "Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the middle," a Toronto entrepreneur said in…
“Why did the cat cross the road?”/“Because the chicken had a laser pointer.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cat version is: Q: Why did the cat cross the road?A: Because the…
“Why did the cat cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?”/“To get to the same side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. A Möbius strip version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?A: To get to the same side. The joke…