“What do you call a cow with one leg?”/“Steak.”
Popular cow riddles are: “What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Ground beef.”“What do you call a cow with two legs?"/"Your mom.”“What do you call a cow with two/three…
“What do you call a cow with three legs?”/“Lean beef.”
Popular cow riddles are: “What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Ground beef.”“What do you call a cow with one leg?"/"Steak.”“What do you call a cow with two…
“What do you call a cow with three legs?”/“Tri-tip.”
Popular cow riddles are: “What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Ground beef.”“What do you call a cow with one leg?"/"Steak.”“What do you call a cow with two…
“What do you call a cow with two legs?”/“Your mom.”
Popular cow riddles are: “What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Ground beef.”“What do you call a cow with one leg?"/"Steak.”“What do you call a cow with two/three…
“What do you call a crazy chicken?”/“A cuckoo cluck.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?A: A cuckoo cluck. "Cuckoo cluck" sounds like "cuckoo clock." The pun has been cited in print since at least 1992. 26…
“What do you call a crazy judge?”/“Judge-mental.”
A judge riddle is: Q: What do you call a crazy judge?A: Judge-mental. "What do you call a crazy judge? Judgemental. http://bit.ly/PjmEfg via @sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Fresh…
“What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?”/“An alley gator.”
A bowling alligator pun is: Q: What do you call an alligator who goes bowling?A: An alley gator. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1980. 24 July 1980, Lexington (KY) Herald, A Page…
“What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?”/“A guacodile!”
A guacamole riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 16, 2020: Q: What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?A: A guacodile! The portmanteau word "guacodile" (crocodile +…
“What do you call a cross-dressing bellhop?”/“A trans-porter.”
A "transporter" is not a "trans" porter, but there are jokes. "I really wanted The Transporter to be about a buff bellhop who time travels" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a cucumber that can’t make up it’s mind?”/“Fickle.”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and…
“What do you call a curd that’s been asked a lot of questions?”/“A grilled cheese.”
Someone who goes through interrogation is often said to have been "grilled." There are many "grilled" cheese jokes. "Grilled Cheese: Cheese under interrogation by the…
“What do you call a cynical cow?”/“Sour cream.”
A sour cream riddle is: Q: What do you call a cynical cow? A: Sour cream. "Q: What do you call a cynical cow? A: Sour cream. #internationaljokeday" was posted on X/Twitter by Moe's…
“What do you call a dad who’s fallen through the ice?”/“A popsicle.”
A popsicle does not contain a "pop" (dad), but there's a dad joke riddle: Q: What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?A: A popsicle. Authorship of the joke is…
“What do you call a dancing pig?”/“Shakin’ bacon.”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?”/“A beer-a-cuda.”
A pun on the name of the barracuda fish is: Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A: A beer-a-cuda. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. Ceramic Tile Advice…
“What do you call a day old pastry?”/“Yesterdanish.”
A joke about the Danish pastry is: Q: What do you call a day old pastry?A: Yesterdanish. The joke was cited on Reddit on July 21, 2016. "#replacebeatlessongwithfood Yesterdanish" was…
“What do you call a deer that eats pickles?”/“A dill doe.”
A risqué pickle pun is: Q: What do you call a deer that eats pickles?A: A dill doe (dildo). "What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A DILL DOE!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a dental X-ray?”/“A tooth-pic.”
A dentist riddle is: Q: What do you call a dental X-ray?A: A tooth-pic. The "tooth-pic" ("tooth picture" and "toothpick") joke was posted on Twitter by ChaissonLemoine…
“What do you call a depressed cow?”/“An emoo.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do you call a depressed cow?A: An emoo. "Emoo" is a pun on "moo" and "emo," as well as possibly "emu." The joke was posted on…
“What do you call a depressed salami?”/“Pepper-ennui.”
"Pepper-ennui" or "pepperennui" is a pun on "pepperoni." "WELCOME TO PAPA GIO'S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA'S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO…