“Why the heck do they call it a swimming pool? I mean, it doesn’t even swim!”
A joke on the term "swimming pool" was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 5, 2017: "Why the heck do they call it a swimming pool? I mean, it doesn't even swim!"…
A joke on the term "swimming pool" was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 5, 2017: "Why the heck do they call it a swimming pool? I mean, it doesn't even swim!"…
"Why the heck do underwear and socks come in resealable bags, but potato chips don’t?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "How is socks come in resealable bags…
A popular sports riddle involving the folk tale character of Cinderella is: Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?A: Because she ran away from the ball. The joke has been cited in…
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
A Christmas pun has Santa Claus coming down with the flu(e). A riddle was posted on a 1996 book: Q: What sickness did Santa get going down the chimney? A: The flu (flue). "Santa came down with…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?A: Because he had low elf esteem. The low "elf" esteem pun (on "self" esteem) has been cited in print…
A woman named Sarah might be toning at the gym. This should not be confused with "serotonin," but there are "Sarah Tonin" jokes. "What do you call a female biologist who…
A "dumb blonde" joke that involves employment is: Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator. "Why was the stupid man late for work? The…
A "dumb blonde" joke that involves an escalator is: Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator. "Why was the stupid man late for work? The…
A popular "cannibal in school" riddle is: Q: Why was the cannibal expelled frm school?A: Because he was buttering up his teacher. The cannibal jokehas been cited in print since at least…
A cannibal riddle is: Q: Why was the cannibal looking peeky?A: Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog. That would probably be a Pekingese to make the cannibal feel "peeky." The joke has…
A milk riddle is: Q: Why was the cat so small? A: Because it only ate condensed milk. The "condensed milk" joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksNoah's…
A circle riddle is: Q: Why was the circle depressed?A: She thought her life was pointless. "'Everything just seems so pointless' - depressed circle" was posted on Twitter by…
A computer riddle is: Q: Why was the computer mad when he got home?A: Because he had a hard drive. The joke was posted on Twitter on September 12, 2014, and on Reddit -- Jokes on September 15,…
"Weatherstripping" shouldn't be confused with "weather stripping," but there are jokes. "Why did the window pane blush?............... Because it saw the Weather…
The expression "push someone's buttons" has been used in an elevator joke. "Why was the elevator so cranky? Because everyone was always pushing its buttons" was posted on…
A gym riddle is: Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?A: He was destroying his calves. "Did you hear about the farmer? He was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym....JOKE…
A popular "politically incorrect" joke is told about feminists and preparing food: Q: Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?A: Because nobody made sandwiches. "That awkward moment at…
A lawyer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokeson October 19, 2016: Q: Why was the lawyer home early?A: Briefcase. "Briefcase" is a pun meaning that the lawyer had a "brief case."…
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?A: Because an egg beater. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31,…