“What do you call a cow with two legs?”/“Your mom.”

Popular cow riddles are:
   
“What do you call a cow with no legs?”/“Ground beef.”
“What do you call a cow with one leg?”/“Steak.”
“What do you call a cow with two/three legs?”/“Lean beef.”
“What do you call a cow with three legs?”/“Tri-tip.”
“What do you call a cow with five legs?”/“Rare.”
 
An anti-joke variation is:
 
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Your mom.
 
“‘What do you call a cow with no legs?/ My response:‘Your mom’” was posted on Twitter on March 4, 2011. “What do you call a cow with 2 legs ? ... Your mom” was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2011.
 
“What do you call a cow with two legs? Irene. There’s no joke here, I just hate that bitch” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 10, 2017.
 
   
Twitter
Breazy‏
@Breazy_Mikael
Im incredibly mean. “What do you call a cow with no legs?” My response:“Your mom.”
11:58 PM - 4 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Nato‏
@NatoHyfro_o
What do you call a cow with 2 legs ? ... Your mom
1:27 PM - 29 Dec 2011
 
Twitter
stoned‏
@Stoned_Stoner
what do you call a cow with two legs? “your mom” lmao
9:45 PM - 17 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
Karlee Worthen‏
@karleeworthen
What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom. Hahahahaha
5:50 PM - 1 Mar 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
gweebah April 18, 2013
I asked my girlfriend, “what do you call a cow with two legs?”
She stared me right in the eyes and said, “your wife.”
then walked away.
I like her version better.
(...)
DavyJonesLocker April 18, 2013
Your mom
 
Twitter
Daniel Smotherman‏
@DanSmotherman
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: With three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: With two legs?
A: Your mom!
1:50 AM - 15 Apr 2014
   
Twitter   
kev‏
@dustynbustin_69
Me: “What do you call a cow with two legs?”
Grandma: “A woman.”
Me: “IT’S LEAN BEEF. Grandma, you’re terrible!!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂
8:14 PM - 18 Jun 2014
 
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
submitted November 17, 2014 by _CaptainKyle
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom
 
Reddit—TipOfMyTongue
What do you call a cow with 4 legs? (self.tipofmytongue)
submitted February 28, 2017 by georgecena1337
Alright so there are 4 parts to this joke:
What do you call a cow with 4 legs? (A cow)
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? (Tri-tip)
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? (This one has 2 answers: lean meat OR your mom)
What do you call a cow with 1 leg? (Steak/stake)
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground beef)
But I could have sworn that the cow with 4 legs had a better/second answer that wasn’t just “A cow” and it was way more funny.
 
Twitter
JoeyTheGreat‏
@JoeyTheGreat23
What do you call a
cow with no legs: ground beef
cow with three legs: lean beef
cow with two legs :
your mom
8:08 AM - 22 Mar 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs?
submitted July 10, 2017 by Thereal_username
Irene.
There’s no joke here, I just hate that bitch.
 
Twitter
Paul‏
@PressOneForNo
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Brenda
God I hate that woman
4:03 PM - 10 Jul 2017