“What do you call a cucumber that can’t make up it’s mind?”/“Fickle.”

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Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber
A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and New Zealand) is a cucumber that has been pickled in a brine, vinegar, or other solution and left to ferment for a period of time, by either immersing the cucumbers in an acidic solution or through souring by lacto-fermentation. Pickled cucumbers are often part of mixed pickles.
 
Urban DIctionary
fickle
Where you want someone so bad nad “chase” them and once they like you back you dont like them anymore
Sarah: IM as fickle as a pickle
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by fick;e November 21, 2002
 
Twitter
Franklin Gouda
@FranklinGouda
Cool as a cucumber
Fickle as a pickle
1:04 PM · Oct 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rakstar June 7, 2021
What do you call a cucumber that can’t make up it’s mind?
Fickle